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"I'm good at that sort of thing. Which, ideally, is why I am sitting in this nice fancy office."

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"It is quite a nice office." Bella is still floating. "What else should this meeting cover?"

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"Trade agreements," Pat suggests. "It also occurs to me that we might do best to collaborate on any public announcements about your new empire. You look more legitimate if I agree you exist, and I look less ridiculous if you're there to be all demonstratively magical."

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"I can show up and be magical in front of people a reasonable number of times, and claim the end of malaria and spam email and whatever else I get around to before these appearances," Bella says. "Regarding trade, Mars isn't producing much yet. Needs people in it first to be all entrepreneurial. That's why I put the door in the Bay Area."

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"Smart empress," says Pat.

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"Thank you."

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"And we can always discuss trade again when your planet has some exports."

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"Sure. Is that normally particularly complicated? I have wondered why trade is a thing that happens on the national level, instead of people just writing to businesses overseas saying 'mail me that and I will give you money'. I suppose things get taxed."

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"Things do get taxed," says Pat. "Complicatedly, in some cases. Less so in others."

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"I wasn't planning on having taxes at all," Bella muses.

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"It's hard to run a government that way," Pat says mildly. "At least if it's the kind with employees that need paying."

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"I wasn't planning on having no income. There are things I'm in a position to sell. For example: Immigrants to Mars are allowed to claim a relatively small amount of space - if someone wants a hotel, they need more than that, and I can sell the privilege."

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"And you're probably not running out of planet anytime soon," Pat concedes.

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"Planets," says Bella. "I'm just starting with Mars."

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"Do you have some reasonable idea in mind for colonizing multiple planets in your lifetime, or are you also planning to become immortal?"

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"Second thing," Bella says, grinning.

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This is mostly about her own personal curiosity now. Mostly.

"Can you?"
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"Why not?" Bella says. "I'm magic. My magic didn't come with rules. I haven't quit aging yet because I'm not as old as I think I'd like to get, but I already regenerate from injury and any attempt by infectious agents to move in."

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"You are definitely magic," says Pat. "That much is obvious."

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"Yep," says Bella smugly.

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Pat laughs.

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"I plan to make immortality generally available to Martians but haven't figured out how to advertise it yet," Bella says conversationally.

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"I feel like that's the kind of problem that will solve itself eventually," Pat muses. "I also feel like Mars would be a great place to retire to."

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"I hope it will be a great place to live at any stage in one's life," Bella says. "So - how do you go about setting up press releases at which one might be magical?"

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"You find someone whose job it is to do that kind of thing, and ask nicely," says Pat.

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