"You're familiar," Bella accuses suddenly.

"...Kind of like a combination of Addy and Alice, actually," says Lazarus.

"Look at her face, she's like a female Alice," says Bella. "I suppose she's got some Addyesque properties too but she doesn't physically resemble her."

"Magically she's nothing like either of them," he says. "Magically she's nothing like anything."

"Well, he would have if I'd let him get a bit older before I turned him into a vampire," says Bella. "So what are you?"

"It is both really gross and really fascinating when you do that," says Lazarus.

"Agreed on both counts," says Bella. "What kinda world has this kinda ghost?"

"Mine," she says impishly.

"Well," Bella says. "Now I am enlightened, aren't I."

"Aww, I'm sorry," she says with apparent sincerity. "But I really don't know! I'm the only one of me I've ever found."

"Huh. Do you think you'd be able to see another of you if there were one? Since others who aren't Lazarus can't see you?"

"Maybe," she says. "Maybe not." She grins at Lazarus. "Maybe I should stick by you for a while."

"...I am so torn," says Lazarus.

"I'm considering sticking my head out the door and fetching Alice. You aren't," she gestures vaguely at the ghost, "evil or anything? I like it less when he hangs out with the evil one we met. I'm not gonna stop him but I'm not gonna go out of my way to facilitate, there."

"Evil?" she asks. "Really, honey?"

"Well, come on, the other alt of my Alice who I've met was a terrorist because he liked a certain lady who went around executing vigilante justice and he wanted attention. We could argue about his underlying moral fiber all day but it'd take longer."

"I don't have underlying moral fiber," she says.

Bella rolls her eyes. "I'm not going to fetch Alice, then. Oh well. What can your kinda ghost do besides take yourself apart and put yourself back together?"

She rolls her eyes right back, and disintegrates.