"To mine, it's probably better. To Asgard's? Well, they made the magic space hammer," she says. "They walk around with spears and axes and shit like that, but I'd back Sif against a SWAT team any day."

"Okay, if they can make stuff with consciences then they can probably do okay against the Capitol as long as the Capitol doesn't come down on them too hard."

"Yeah, you'd hope," she agrees. "Anyway, good luck with the revolution. I hope you hit the jackpot and get some allies who can wipe the floor with your evil totalitarian regime."

"I'm hoping so!" Bell says. "Or at least some gadgets that make it easier to do it cleanly ourselves. Or cheat, I'd like to cheat. I don't want to have to fight armies of Peacekeepers. My dad used to be a Peacekeeper until he screwed up his knee."

"I am totally on board with cheating," says Darcy.

"It's the best," Bell agrees. "And if Milliways cooperates it is one of the best possible ways to cheat. Anyway. Anything more to cover here - Tony, more questions about your alt, maybe? - Sherlock, am I missing anything?"

"It's weird having an alt who's a superhero," Tony volunteers.

"Yeah," says Darcy, "I'm hearing that."

Sherlock shakes her head.

"Time to go set up the sign again?" Bell asks Sherlock. "And Tony, I wanna know what you were working on."

"Communication... thingies," he says vaguely. "More of a challenge than I thought; the size and the power don't wanna match up, especially not when I add in encryption."

"Yep. Why, is that bad?"

"Ooh," says Tony. "What's it do?"

"Records, searches, and plays back audio," Bell says. "I leave it on whenever I am alone, and then I talk to it, and I leave it on whenever I'm at Milliways. It's got enough space to record continuously from when I got it to when I'm a hundred, assuming I live that long. It's restricted to respond to my voiceprint."

"Shiny," Tony says approvingly. "Got a backup?"

"No. I only have this. The guy who gave it to me didn't have any spare disks," says Bell, shifting uncomfortably. "It's very reliable. And waterproof and shatterproof."

"Yeah, I'm gonna make you a backup," says Tony.

"Can... you do that... and be absolutely sure you won't break it? All my - all my everything is on there. Which is why it is good to have backups but also why it is bad to break it."

"I trust me not to break it when I'm being really careful way, way more than I trust random chance not to break it sometime in the next hundred years," Tony points out.

"Okay. But be really careful. I think it's cheap junk where it came from. It works so well because it's easy for that world to make stuff work well, not because they were trying."

"Trust me," he says, smiling with trademark Stark confidence.

"You wanna come hover over me while I work on it?"