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"What happened, exactly? Where is he? I can't read him."

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He taps the side of his head.

"We went out my door. He's in here somewhere, now. But I don't know how to get him out again. With Ghosty, she just..." he makes a little fanfareish explosive gesture with his hands, "popped back into the bar before I woke up. I didn't have to do anything about it."
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"In there somewhere? Can he get out? Is he aware?" Bella demands, relaying the entirety of the conversation so far transcribed to Lazarus in the text form of the brainphone. Struck by inspiration, she also tries brainphoning Alice; maybe talking will work where reading doesn't. [Alice?]

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"Don't know," the Joker says tranquilly.

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Lazarus is struck by inspiration, too.

[What would happen if you wished him Sandy's power?]
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[The Joker or Alice?]

Alice doesn't answer her. She doesn't even get a busy message.

"So all you know is that it worked fine when Ghosty tried it - when Ghosty is a completely unrelated species of undead and already has among her abilities the ability to get into and out of other people. And you brought Alice back with you anyway and you don't know anything else. Is that the gist here?"
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[The Joker. I think you should do it,] he says. [I think it would help.]

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"Yep," says the Joker, and sits up and wraps his arms around his knees and doesn't say anything more.

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Bella isn't in the mood to give the Joker any permanent powers. He does such unlikeable things with the means in his possession already. A pentagon will do a temporary power.

Pentagon. Read? [Alice?]
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[MAKE IT PERMANENT,] yells Lazarus.

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Alice is flying over the Joker's-brain version of Gotham, idly wondering if he's going to pop back soon.

[Hi!] he says happily (love, love, love). [Where'd you come from? You sound worried, is something wrong?]
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Hex. She's not going to contradict Lazarus, not now.

[Alice. Alice.] She didn't really mean to say his name twice. [You're there. Can you come out?]
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[Out to where? The bar? I dunno how,] he says. (He tried up to a hex, a while ago when the Joker disappeared; it didn't work. For obvious reasons, he decided not to go higher.)

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Lazarus exhales a sigh of relief, aloud and over brainphone.

[I think he could stop existing if the power ran out while he was in there,] he explains. [Or if the Joker died. So make sure that doesn't happen either.]
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[Thank you,] to Lazarus, heartfelt.

[To the asteroid. I came looking for you. You went into Milliways and you didn't come out and I thought you were dead and I only minutes ago found a door to see if I could possibly be wrong.]
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[Shit, I'm so sorry!] he says, and tries his teleport power, then a pentagon, then a hex.

The hex works.

Alice hugs his Bella.

"I'm sorry," he says, "I didn't know that was gonna happen, we thought it was safe, Ghosty tried it first and everything, please don't be mad, I love you."
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"I thought you were dead," she says into his shoulder, hugging him as tightly as she possibly can. "I thought you were dead, I thought you'd run into something horrifying straight out of Lovecraft that killed you in spite of everything, I couldn't think what else - Ghosty is not a reasonable test - she can get into and out of people already - she is not the same sort of undead creature you are - I thought you were dead, I love you, I love you, I love you -"

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"I love you too," he says, hugging her tighter. "I love you so much, I'm sorry, look, I'm not dead, I'm right here and I love you."

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The Joker watches them with a sad smile on his face.

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"Let's go home," says Bella. She's ignoring the Joker altogether. He no longer has anything she wants. "Okay? Let's just -" She teleports them to where Lazarus is so she can add him to the party, and then pauses before making the next hop, sobbing.

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Alice kisses the top of her head and snuggles her a bunch.

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Lazarus hesitates, then hugs them both.

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Bella teleports them all to where Alfred is still holding the door.

"Thank you," she says, turning her head just enough out of the hug to clearly direct the comment at the butler. "Thank you so much. Do you want those three wishes?"

"I do not believe that will be necessary, although I may tell Miss Wayne that you offered, in case she ever wishes to call in a rain check," says Alfred.

"Sure, she can collect too if you want to transfer them. Thank you so much."

Not letting Alice go for a minute, she sort of shuffles back into Milliways.
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Lazarus closes the door behind them all, and then opens it again.

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And they are back in Marspire. Bella sort of slumps, going as limp as she can without letting go of her Alice.

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