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"Well, wait," she says. "Would it be bad if I started giving my friends stuff? Not coins, I mean, stuff. I don't know, a magic haircut or a hot skirt or an out-of-print book or whatever."

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"I give my friends stuff all the time. The stuff itself isn't a big deal. The information - and the possible badgering - could be, depending on who gets it. You're still dating a guy you don't get along with; are you still friends with someone pushy who'll take the appearance of an out of print book as a cue to tell you to curse their enemies or wish them exceptions to Mars's ground rules just this once, or...?" She waves a hand.

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"Yes, but why would I do those things," says Anna. "Like, that's the difference, is that dating me is something Davey does and I let him, not something I do."

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Bella peers at her quizzically. "Dating Davey is not a thing you do?"

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"Not anymore," she snorts.

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Bella blinks at her. "...Do you need help? Like, even if I don't hire you, do you need help?"

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"—Um?" says Anna.

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"If you lived on Mars you could 'block' him. Mars works like some websites in that way," says Bella. "I haven't installed that on Earth yet - I try to confine my work there to things that no one can object to without sounding evil, like eradicating malaria - but if you don't want to hear from him again and he's making that difficult, that can be arranged."

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"...Block him like how?"

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"Well, how it works on Mars is that if Andy decides to block Betty, they don't exist for each other. They can walk right through each other, certainly can see through each other and don't hear any sounds the other produces. They can't enter each other's apartments. There's some weirdness if they're in the same place at the same time and one of them is visibly interacting with an object, but I couldn't come up with a good way to get around that. If I were handling your case individually it could be more customized."

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"That... honestly sounds kind of creepy and weird," Anna admits. "But also kind of tempting? But in a creepy, weird way." She sighs. "Maybe I should just move to Mars."

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"Mars is very nice," says Bella pleasantly. "But there's no particular reason you can't work from Montreal, whether you want to make your coins alone or not, since I can teleport."

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"Mars is very nice and it's too far for Davey to drive up for a weekend," she says.

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"That too," agrees Bella. "Palo Alto is nowhere nearby Ottawa."

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"Yep. So." Anna shrugs. "Much as I love Montreal, if I get magic I can just teleport there myself, right?"

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"Takes a hex," agrees Bella. "If you got the note in the first place that's probably not a problem for you."

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"So yeah," she says, "I mean, if you decide I can have the job, I think I'll move here."

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"Anything else you want to ask or think I should know, before we call it a day?" Bella asks.

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"...Nah," she says, "I don't think so."

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"Want to go home, or wander around Mars a bit first?"

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"I will totally wander around Mars," she says with a bright smile.

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"Okay." [Poof, you're on the telepathy network, just say when you want a lift home.]

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...She laughs. [Cool!]

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[Isn't it though? Elevator out of the tower is that way,] Bella says, pointing. [Enjoy!]

She teleports to Alice's lair again, and lets her smile fall.

Bad enough to lose her boyfriend. Worse to have to interview potential replacements.

But he might never come back. And she has other things to do.

(She is glad she didn't turn herself into a vampire. Golden Bella was in no shape to run the world during the years she spent without Edward.)
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[Bella?] says Lazarus, about half an hour later.

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