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"I remember the Joker," says Chainsaw with a fondly reminiscent smile. "And no, I don't wanna do anything but watch."

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"Although if you guys ever wanna go on a double date," Eights puts in, "I know I'd be game."

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Nathan laughs. "Noted. You wanna say when, Eights, or you want a surprise?"

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"I like surprises," she says brightly. "Your Joker and I have that in common."

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"That you do."

Do tell, Timer's timer, when is it time to sink in his teeth?
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The optimal moment, on a scale of minutes, is...

...now.
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He doesn't have to be any gentler with Eights than he is with the Joker, does he? She's probably gonna break a bone when he grabs her arm.

Nom.
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He doesn't have to be any gentler with her, no. And she is just as appreciative when he isn't.

That is to say: very.
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"Oooooh," says Chainsaw. "Nice."

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Nathan's not overwhelmingly thirsty and Eights isn't magically delicious. He's a little delicate about it, makes an effort not to stain her shirt, the venom can burn a little before she torches.

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It is fun.

And when she does torch, she comes back giggly and leaning on him in a snuggly-affectionate way.
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He ruffles her hair. "Fun times?"

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"Mm-hmmmmm," she says happily, and hugs him. "We should definitely do that double-date sometime.

And she kisses his cheek and goes back to her pancakes.
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"Sure thing."

Pause. "Her Majesty and company are making a deal with the admin."
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...She blinks.

"I did not expect that," she says around a mouthful of pancakes.
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"Neither did I, I was somewhat surprised that the end result didn't involve one party curbstomping the other. Apparently the admin is 'surprisingly reasonable for the literal inventor of Hell'."

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Chainsaw snickers.

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"They're talking details now. I can relay design input if either of you have any after all."

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"Not me," snorts Chainsaw.

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"What kind of details?"

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"Oh, they want people who died only recently to be able to go home if they want, like I did, they want to handle duplication problems like the one I had, they're going to get a building, I think they've already rendered both of your jobs redundant, that sort of thing."

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"I'm all in favour of making my job redundant!" says Eights.

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"But then what will I do for fun?" says Chainsaw.

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"Me," says Eights.

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"There you go, happy retirement plans," says Nathan.

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