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"Thanks. Making wishes isn't exactly tiring, but it was pretty scary, we were sitting in the back of my pickup truck with a heap of squares completely surrounded by these things, wishing as fast as we could. There were two left wedged under stuff, I used one to vanish a chair someone might've killed Sherlock with later, and I had the other in reserve when Murderer Dude did the whole drugs-kidnapping-theft bit and he was holding it and apparently wished for me to be missing a decent fraction of my neck because the square disappeared and that happened."

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"Oh, wow," he says. "That's pretty nasty. Did he have some kind of motivation or was it just one of those days?"

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"The drugging-kidnapping-vampire thing did have a kind of motivation. He belongs to an organization that thinks it's its business to manage Slayers - that's the kinda superpowered I was and James is - and it was my eighteenth birthday, and there's this test involving the drugs-kidnapping-vampire thing. Which I legit passed, but then he took exception to my taking exception to having been tested at all, hence my bleeding out in a Holiday Inn."

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"Gross," pronounces Iron Man. "People are assholes, I'm sorry."

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"Me too. But hey, then I got gotten out of Downside and Golden minted me and I got to have a dramatic confrontation with my murderer in his jail cell during which he wibbled like an idiot and I'm gonna take over the world."

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"I got to have a confrontation with my murderer too, and all her accomplices, and now they live on the moon," says Shell Bell placidly.

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"You are both awesome," says Iron Man.

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"We are!" says Shell Bell.

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