A John suddenly appears!

Suddenly appearing Johns! What is this world coming to?

It is a disgrace!

Mortals can be so uptight about these things.

Mortals are very strange, yes.

Don't group all mortals like that. I don't understand all the drama too.

#notallmortals

...ahem. I mean.

Quite.

@Proserpina: quite?

I may be mortal, but I am hardly so uncultured as to object to people appearing suddenly.

@Proserpina... that wasn't about people appearing, it was a double entendre.

... Oh. Right, muggles.

*sigh*

You all need to get laid. I stand by my earlier statements.

*giggles*

Hey don't include me in that statement, I didn't make the joke. In fact, I was protesting the cultural norms that allow such jokes come to be.

Of course. My apologies.

I would like to let it be know what I was being sarcastic, and that I get laid quite well enough, thank you very much.

These things do tend to get lost in writing.

@Proserpina, the absence of metaphorical johns should be a clue

I don't get it, I guess.

Hi should there be an introductions thread or something?

@Timepoof: There is likely to be a database wipe before the site is officially open for business, not sure how much will be lost, but maybe it is better to not start that kind of thing just yet? If someone starts it, I will introduce myself (both times), but it isn't that urgent right now.

Not a bad idea, thank you for taking the time and posting it.

If you're new to the glowfic community, you probably want Alicorn's forum.

Do we even have a intro thread on the forum?

I don't think so? I feel like I've seen people introduce themselves, but not necessarily in any particular place.

How the site is going?

Well, I'm no longer on Thanksgiving break, so slower :D Hopefully progress shall resume over Christmas break, my next large block of time.

testing

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