Talking to things does make them smarter - as does doing magic near or on them, with a cumulative effect over time - and even so, simpler life forms (or nonlife forms) will tend to produce simpler conversations no matter how eloquently they are addressed.
The manual chooses this moment to let him know that the Senior wizard in his area is a housecat.
The manual chooses this moment to let him know that the Senior wizard in his area is a housecat.
lifes_sake
...Okay. He's not going to be racist about the housecat thing. He can deal.
At some point he's going to see what the most intelligent conversation he can get out of a tater tot and one of those goats Renée's friend Lori keeps may be, not eat those individuals whatever his results, and feel comfortable eating as normal unless they're smarter than he expects.
He wants to know more about how this works, though. (Will he get smarter if magic happens around him enough?)
At some point he's going to see what the most intelligent conversation he can get out of a tater tot and one of those goats Renée's friend Lori keeps may be, not eat those individuals whatever his results, and feel comfortable eating as normal unless they're smarter than he expects.
He wants to know more about how this works, though. (Will he get smarter if magic happens around him enough?)
The manual rearranges itself to create an entire chapter on the side effects of magical practice.
In essence: yes. But perhaps not the way he thinks. Working with the Speech will make him better at understanding things - anything and everything, from his own thoughts to quantum mechanics to the conversations between the stars. It won't speed up his brain any, but it'll give him a little more room to store things, because the vocabulary of the Speech takes up a lot of space and brings its own extensions.
In essence: yes. But perhaps not the way he thinks. Working with the Speech will make him better at understanding things - anything and everything, from his own thoughts to quantum mechanics to the conversations between the stars. It won't speed up his brain any, but it'll give him a little more room to store things, because the vocabulary of the Speech takes up a lot of space and brings its own extensions.
lifes_sake
Okay, cool perk.
Whoops, that's it for lunchtime. He hasn't really eaten enough, and this is only partly because he's conflicted about being able to talk to it. He packs up the manual, chugs his juice for the calories-from-sugar to get him through to the end of the day, and goes to class, studying vocabulary words between interesting portions of lectures. This looks like notetaking to everyone else, so he gets away with it.
He goes to the library after school as usual. "Hi," he says to the librarian. "I took out a book yesterday - and, uh, yeah, it's not coming back, what's the replacement fee?"
Whoops, that's it for lunchtime. He hasn't really eaten enough, and this is only partly because he's conflicted about being able to talk to it. He packs up the manual, chugs his juice for the calories-from-sugar to get him through to the end of the day, and goes to class, studying vocabulary words between interesting portions of lectures. This looks like notetaking to everyone else, so he gets away with it.
He goes to the library after school as usual. "Hi," he says to the librarian. "I took out a book yesterday - and, uh, yeah, it's not coming back, what's the replacement fee?"
lifes_sake
"It was called So You Want To Be A Wizard, I don't have the receipt on me, but." He hands over his library card.
lifes_sake
"...If you don't have it in your system, that sure does sound like an explanation, doesn't it!" observes Cam. "Okay. So I don't owe you twenty dollars or anything?"
lifes_sake
"Great. I love not owing you twenty dollars."
Off he goes to a quiet library corner.
"You might've warned me," he says reproachfully to his manual.
Off he goes to a quiet library corner.
"You might've warned me," he says reproachfully to his manual.
lifes_sake
"I really should've thought of it, I guess. Hey, is there a way to talk to you and Grace not-out-loud?"
lifes_sake
"I know I can write in you," laughs Cam. "That won't always work, though, if I have my hands busy." He flips the manual open and hunts up ways around that.
lifes_sake
Yeah, everything comes down to learning this language, doesn't it.
Cam studies.
Renée picks him up, and he does a little actual homework because he does sort of care about school results, and he studies more Speech.
(He picks at his dinner.)
Cam studies.
Renée picks him up, and he does a little actual homework because he does sort of care about school results, and he studies more Speech.
(He picks at his dinner.)
lifes_sake
Yeah, he's not gonna do that in front of Renée, but he takes one of the muffins that's for dessert up to his room without first biting into it.
"...Hi, muffin," he says. To the muffin.
"...Hi, muffin," he says. To the muffin.
lifes_sake
"Yes, you are a muffin. Okay. Do you care if you get eaten? Would that hurt you or bother you at all?"