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This isn't the bathroom, this isn't the bathroom at all.
"Excuse me I will be totally up for learning new magic stuff as is apparently required if someone will first direct me to a bathroom," Lexi says loudly to this bar full of people that is not even slightly a bathroom.
lexicality
cardistry
"Gave myself a coin-sorting function," he says. "Our magic couldn't make one that worked the way I wanted, but turns out theirs can. Dunno what to do about you, 'cause you're not a device, but maybe coin magic doesn't care."
incanted
"Hmm. I'll have to think about how I want one of those to work." Bella reaches into her backpack and produces a notebook.
cardistry
"Mine just lets me put coins into it and take them out again by size," says Brilliance. "And I can feel how many of what kind is in there, kind of the same way I feel how much mana I've got. Ooh, you should make it so you can feel how much mana you've got."
incanted
"That's a good idea. When I have a place to put a batch of coins beyond these three triangles I'll see about collecting some to spend on things like that."
lexicality
"Okay, like, is there any reason for me to be in this conversation or can you just catch me up later, Bella?"
incanted
"I'll catch you up. I'll take notes so I don't forget anything," Bella says. "You go ahead and do whatever."
manofmyword
The Joker giggles.
"You can give yourself a perfect memory if you want. Takes a hex." He pretends to pull one from Brilliance's hair by sleight of hand, then tumbles it idly over his fingers. "Wonder if you can copy the Bell standard from here."
"You can give yourself a perfect memory if you want. Takes a hex." He pretends to pull one from Brilliance's hair by sleight of hand, then tumbles it idly over his fingers. "Wonder if you can copy the Bell standard from here."
incanted
Bella tries a wish for "Bell standard" perfect memory.
"...Oh, kickass, I want to hug all of me," she says when the coin goes. She closes her notebook and stuffs it back into her backpack.
"...Oh, kickass, I want to hug all of me," she says when the coin goes. She closes her notebook and stuffs it back into her backpack.
incanted
She wishes on it.
She flicks her triangles into it, one, two, three, and then pulls them out and puts them back in various combinations. "Awesome. I'll take anything else you care to distribute, now."
She flicks her triangles into it, one, two, three, and then pulls them out and puts them back in various combinations. "Awesome. I'll take anything else you care to distribute, now."
manofmyword
He appears a sparkly purple velvet drawstring bag full of coins and tosses it to her. Contained within: a hundred pentagons, fifty hexes, ten stars, and an evil.
incanted
Bella peers into it. "Geeeenerous," she purrs, and she upends the bag and her coin-sorting power catches them all. "And yeah, that eight-pointed thing does look seriously evil. These big ones declawed yet?"