The morning after the Bellparty (Safesun time), Kerron arrives at Isle Esme in response to Elspeth's invitation and starts looking for his uncloid. He comes bearing a little box of danishes.
"He stood up too fast - like, way too fast, I am incapable of demonstrating, that fast - because he was pissed off at her for vampire-mate-jealousy-stuff-reasons, and she got scared, and she had a hexagon in her pocket and wasn't very careful wishing him something safe but not dead."
"So then Mum resurrected him but we didn't know how to do it properly then, so then there was one of him in the afterlife and one alive, and the afterlife had a century go by in the meantime, and then they found out this had happened and the Dads merged so there's only one Dad again now. This was all way over my head at the time, but I've picked it up since."
"There's only the one of Dad, though, so far, so you'll have to settle for some other variety of fascinating child. Depending on how it works, anyway, maybe there's more than one way to make Kerrons."
"Sure. Not all of you become mums, I'm not reading your palm infallibly over here. Whatever you wanna do."
Kerron relaxes, maybe not enough to notice. "It's pretty impressive they manage to be that cute without, like, eyes."
"I wasn't filming a nature documentary, 'and here we observe the animal's reaction to this environmental stimulus as it attempts to run over the Harley'. Just saw him with it at the party yesterday."