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"Yeah."

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"I could go ask somebody to get you a book with knights."

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"It's okay." Pet pet. "You can get me one when you have hands again." (And are not so fluffy.)

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"Okay. I'm going to be a knight, though, so I need to know knight things."

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"So you can read lots of books with knights."

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"It's sort of hard to read with eyes on opposite sides of my head."

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"You don't read that much anyway," snorts Milo.

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"Well, no, but I can't play swords, either, or ride horses, because I'm still a rabbit," says Jann reproachfully, "and reading books is something you could do for me, while I'm a rabbit, if you had a book with knights, instead of an evil boring book."

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"Well, if you go get someone to get me a knights book I'll read it to you, then. But I couldn't pet you and read to you, I can't use my left arm still. And you're really fluffy."

Think of your convalescent cousin, Jann!
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"Oh. I guess you can't," muses Jann.

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"Yeah."

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"I'm glad the carpet was a rabbit carpet and not, like, a bug carpet."

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"Yeah. Then you wouldn't be fluffy."

Pet.

"Unless you were a moth or something."
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"I think I'd be scared of being petted if I was a moth. They're even easier to break than you."

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"Yeah," Milo concedes.

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"Although I could fly. Maybe it would be best if it was a bird carpet."

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"Birds break easy too, I think. Maybe not as easy as a moth though."

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"I think you can pet birds? I don't know, I never petted one."

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"I think maybe you can pet birds. But maybe not baby birds."

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"Well, I wouldn't be a baby bird. I'm not a baby rabbit."

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"Yeah. But if it was a baby bird carpet you'd be in trouble."

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"I guess. Especially if it was a not a talking baby bird carpet. I would have to eat worms and I couldn't even complain about it."

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"Ew," says Milo. "Even vegetables are better."

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"So much better. I'm glad rabbits don't have to eat worms."

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"That would be awful."

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