An Edie and Emily in Valinor
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Here are some flowers and he can ask some bees which way to the beehive. 

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Well that's remarkably adorable.

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Most people are really not that impressed by it.

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Why? It's so great!

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Not very Noldorin, though, is it? There's the beehive. He's going to ask the bees if it's okay for them to clean half of it out. 

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Well, to be fair, she wouldn't know a Noldor from a Sylvan. So what? It's still great.

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Noldor: sing less than average. Do more than average. Do not typically live in trees. 

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And yet: talking to bees, still adorable.

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They're gonna get a lot of honey, do people where she's from eat honey or is that one of those things that's only edible in paradise. 

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Honey is extremely edible even in non-paradise situations! Also delicious.

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Good. Then they shall have honey, in a little bit. A few anxious bees will sting him, and he'll apologize to them when they do, but most of the bees are cooperating. 

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So adorable.

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Honeycomb! Has she ever had honey like this, it's the only way to have it. 

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Not very often, but not never! The only way, really, is kissing someone who's got honey on their lips not also acceptable?

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Actually, there's something to be said for that. 

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They can do both. Both is probably the best option here.

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This will be lots of fun! He will take even longer to remind himself not to marry girls he meets in the woods. And he will light a fire so they can heat and purify the wax and keep eating honey while it melts. 

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These are supposed to be garish fruits. Where can we find bright pigments?

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There are various beetles we use for some dyes, there are some flowers that are bright enough, I think we grind some things out of rock - dyes aren't my specialty, but I bet we can do alright -

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Well, sure, the point sure as hell isn't to make 'em pretty. Best time for trial and error.

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I may in fact be compulsively obliged to make them as pretty as I can given the premise. Is that not an impulse you feel?

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...No? Isn't absence of pretty the point of this hat?

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Yeah, but - it has to be the prettiest ugly hat it can be. 

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I guess if the individual fruits were pretty, but they looked terrible together, the juxtaposition would be more impressive than something that just looked shitty, she allows.

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Exactly! Stunning talent and no taste is much better than sheer incompetence. 

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