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Over the five day voyage ensuing, Bel continues to make various experiments with cosmetics and perfume, though that's all it does.

When they're approaching the wretched hive, it approaches his door, which chimes. "Admiral Naismith?" comes its voice over the com.
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Miles disengages from his contemplation of their shopping list. "Enter," he invites.

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In comes Thorne. And Thorne's flowery perfume. It salutes. "We're docking in thirty minutes, sir."

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"Thank you, Bel," sighs Miles. "Have you ever been to Jackson's Whole before?"

In the vain hope of providing a distraction, he calls up an image of the planet. It hovers above his comconsole's holovid plate, turning slowly, a chill and mountainous rock decorated with a multitude of satellites and stations whose carefully delineated orbital paths nearly obscure the planet's populated equatorial zone with their multicoloured glow. The slender lines of authorized approach vectors weave messily through the lace of orbits, offering a headache to any pilot trying to drop a shuttle on the planet or dock at one of the many orbital stations without being struck by space debris or giving lethal offense to some local corporate warlord.
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"Oh, once, when I was with Admiral Oser's fleet. House Fell's changed barons since. The reputation for the weapons is the same, though - good if you know what you're buying and don't take discount neutron hand grenades."

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Miles fails to suppress a snicker. "Recommended for the strong of throwing-arm, eh? Fear not, our shopping list is carefully curated." He extracts the data disk from the comconsole's slot and holds it out for Bel to take.

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Bel leans over to take it. It's in uniform, but has chosen undergarments that make this the most obvious fact about its person by a smaller margin than usual. "And... crew leave?" it inquires, plucking the disk from his hand with a little overlap of fingers on the way. "While we wait for cargo load-up. You, too, why not, there's a hostel I remember that should still be there. Pool, sauna, brilliant little cafés." Its voice softens. "They've got double rooms."

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"I was intending to limit the crew to day passes," he says, with the quellingest look he can muster. He's afraid it's not up to par.

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"You know I'm a woman," Thorne murmurs, "too, don't you?" It puts a hand gently on his shoulder.

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"Among many other things, yes," says Miles, "such as for example my subordinate, in case you'd forgotten."

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"That's not really your objection, is it? I can't picture you being very careful about fraternization if it weren't for - I don't know what it is. Hopeless amounts of monosexuality?"

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"Try 'monogamy'," he suggests.

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"Really!" says Thorne, sounding, principally if not exclusively, charmed. "Aww."
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"Really. So, if you'll excuse me—" He gently lifts Bel's hand off his shoulder.

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"Sure. Sorry." Thorne withdraws its hand. "Aww. Admiral Naismith with a wife-or-whatever safe at home on Beta Colony? Boring place..."

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"But a great one to raise kids, yes," he says, smiling wryly.

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"'Course it is." Thorne tilts its head. "You are," it pronounces, "an almost perfect Betan. So close - you have the accent, you have the in-jokes..."

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Crap, thinks Miles, trying not to freeze.

"And where do I go wrong...?"
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Thorne reaches out and touches his cheek.

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He can't quite suppress a flinch.

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"Reflexes," says Thorne. "Don't worry. I won't tell."

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"Well, thank you for that," he says, mildly disgruntled. "Now would you like to hear about the mission?"

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"Inventory," snorts Thorne.

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"Inventory isn't the mission, it's the cover," Miles corrects. "Here I am, a mercenary admiral, looking to establish a relationship with the new Baron of House Fell, biggest arms supplier this side of Beta Colony itself and considerably less inclined to hold their noses before selling swords to the swordsellers. Perfectly legitimate, at least by Jacksonian standards. And while we're here, we're going to pick up a new recruit, a middle-aged man looking to sign on as a medtech. At which point all crew leave is cancelled, we finish loading cargo as fast as we can stuff it into the hold, and we saunter innocently away as fast as we can innocently saunter."

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"Aha. He'll be sorely missed, I imagine? Someone hopes very badly he'll turn up at the office party and will take exception."

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