Beka is not sure what she was expecting as a result of walking into a snake monster but an Elf city would have been very low on a list of possibilities if someone had jumbled a lot of random words together into place-phrases and had her rank them. "Elf city" would probably have been under "spider void" and above "grape juice ocean". And yet here she is.
"Magics do wacky things. I figured the snake monster that put me in another world was magicked but it happened to the others too and they weren't near magics."
"We got moved by a dark witch Timothy offended but I don't think that fits anyone else's story either."
"I am not sure how a snake would've gotten in position to eat a dining room without someone noticing and alerting us."
"So is your brother in law less creepy about his cousin," Pink II asks Pink I.
"...huh?" asks Pink I. "Which cousin? Which brother in law?"
"I guess that's a yes," says Pink II. "Maybe I'll move in with you. If that's okay."
"I mean, I don't mind..."
"I am pretty sure he was just straight to start. Maybe got it fixed centuries ago but that's none of our business," says local Macalaurë.
"It's not about whether you're straight," says Pink II.
"He didn't go through Mandos, they got him back with Silmarils and stuff instead," says Pink I, "but I don't think he was gay to begin with..."
"Oh, good for them, anything would be better than Mandos. He might not have been, you all don't perfectly match, right -"
"Pekas are the only ones who like girls," his brother says. "Or we know that the standard yous are reckless and silly - they go to the parley - maybe they'd go to Lórien also."
My Beka said 'Sauron's boyfriend', he says to her, and he was upset, he doesn't want people to know that.