They do not match my impression of his thing but I don't really understand the kind of being that would make a world like this.

Yeah.

Lean. Sing.

Snuggle. Sing.

How did it happen in the version you were given?

What, Eru making the world?

I was more concerned with the war. I don't trust the Valar on how Eru making the world went, we'd just be comparing lies.

Noldor showed up and there was a big fight and tons of orcs died and we fell back to Angband. They charged in and the king died. Now there is less fighting for the time being.

The King who died being Fëanáro?

Yeah. It was a big deal. She distinctly recalls.

It was a big deal; it just didn't happen like that. He wasn't that reckless, either.

She can't really think of any purposes that are served by quite this much elaborate lying to the orc population. Doesn't his lordship have enough to do confusing the fuck out of the prisoners he's torturing.

Yeah. I don't know. Maybe he, like, instantiates multiple timelines to figure out which ones he likes best, or something?

Can he do that? That's fucking terrifying.

Yep. And I'm not very happy about being a timeline he liked better than the one where Maitimo gets captured. I don't know if it's that. Just that it could be that.

Wait then the snake monster moves people between timelines or something what the fuck?!

It could be something else entirely! I really have no idea. 

...snuggle. Shelving of that entire topic as "weird".

Yup. His hand moves towards the nape of her neck - does that hurt, it looks like it'd hurt terribly -

Kinda prickles! I don't like it at all less than an inch but I think I've got at least an inch everywhere now.

- ruffle.

Shiver. Mmm.

Are you going to grow it back out?

Yeah, it just takes a while.

Then I should enjoy it while I have it. Ruffle. But gently; he's sticking to places that are definitely well more than an inch.