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Cam is out flying. There's a decent cloud of atmosphere around the gold plane, now, millenia of demons making air around themselves for comfort and not sealing it up because why would you bother. There's a small forest, here - the effect is kind of ruined by the lamps it has to grow under, but it's still pretty.
He feels an open summons and lets it grab him -
Demon Cam and Ripper
from_scratch
tearingup
"Apparently," says Ripper.
"We have more kinds of demons than we can count," says Rayne. "More than a few kinds of magic, for that matter. And gods, do you have gods? Gods are a nuisance."
"We have more kinds of demons than we can count," says Rayne. "More than a few kinds of magic, for that matter. And gods, do you have gods? Gods are a nuisance."
from_scratch
"That's what I said, yes. And humans can do little tidbits of magic aside from summoning us - the catchall term is daeva - but most of the heavy lifting is summonses."
tearingup
"We have magic. It does things. It has complicated self-contradictory rules that often don't make any sense, but somehow it works anyway. Humans can mostly use just about any of it, but humans also mostly don't know it exists."
"See, you're not too drunk to explain it after all," says Rayne.
"See, you're not too drunk to explain it after all," says Rayne.
tearingup
"Yeah, most of 'em," says Ripper.
"Want to learn some magic?" says Rayne.
"Don't teach magic to the demon," says Ripper.
"Want to learn some magic?" says Rayne.
"Don't teach magic to the demon," says Ripper.
tearingup
"Because it seems like a bad idea?"
"But Ripper, you always help me with my bad ideas," says Rayne, batting his eyelashes.
"But Ripper, you always help me with my bad ideas," says Rayne, batting his eyelashes.
tearingup
"Well, I know you're not one of our kinds of demon, probably, but I don't know what kind of demon you are, and most of the kinds of demon I know about are bad enough with the magic they can already do."
from_scratch
"I can make arbitrary nonmagical matter. If wanted to suck the entire planet into a black hole, it would already be done. My knowhow is not the limiting factor on how bad I can get, but it might be the limiting factor on how much useful stuff I can accomplish while I'm here."
tearingup
"Right, but do you really want to learn magic from two drunk guys who are careless enough to let you convince them to teach you magic while they're still drunk? How do I even know you're telling the truth about the black holes? I don't know a damn thing about your magic."
from_scratch
"I didn't say how about you start giving me lessons right now, I was wondering why it was such an obvious bad idea. I'm not going to even entertain the idea of me demo-ing the black hole on a planet's surface but if you want something else made I'll consider it."
from_scratch
"Arbitrary nonmagical matter includes, like, the ability to patch your ozone layer, I can't remember if that's known to be a problem yet? It's a problem later. My Earth, anyway. There's things I can't do, though, even with my sci-fi gadgets from the time travel part, so maybe magic could make me more well-rounded as an ozone-layer-patcher-errant."
tearingup
"...I can't even think about this right now," says Ripper. "If you want to prove you can make things, you could make me another guitar."
from_scratch
And lo, there is a fancy futuristic electric guitar, very sleekly built. Cam hands it over.
from_scratch
"It's got its own amp in it, so don't turn that dial on the end too far unless you want to deafen the entire block."
tearingup
"Okay," says Ripper, still gazing at the guitar.
"Do you two need to get a room?" says Rayne.
"Do you two need to get a room?" says Rayne.