Slayer Bella and vampire Miles
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Miles giggles and waves. "Hi."

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"And I'm Mark," says Mark.

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"Totally starts with an M, I have a mind like a steel trap." She has a key to the car. She puts her stuff in the trunk and hops in the passenger seat. "How'd your adventure go, was it adventurous enough?"

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"Maybe a little too adventurous, honestly, but I have my soul back and that's the important thing. I cannot overstate how much I needed my soul back," says Miles.

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"Hey, you know, good for you, most people don't remember they were using those things after they drop 'em."

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Bella starts driving.

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"I was using mine for some really important functions, it turns out! It's really uncomfortable to suddenly lose the foundation of all your best skills. I don't recommend it at all. Of course, I guess most people aren't building all their best skills directly on top of their soul."

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"Yeah I dunno how that would even work for me. 'I am a vampire, I have lost my ability to play DDR'?"

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"Ooh, what's DDR?"

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"Oh right you're too ray gun to know DDR it probably doesn't age super well in ray gun future land. It's a dance game, there's arrows and they fly up the screen in time to a song and you step on them at the right moment!"

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"That sounds like fun!" he says. "My favourite game is definitely Plasma Rain. You have a bunch of sources of coloured fluid and a bunch of items that affect the flow and the objective is to get all the fluids streaming into the correct destination points. In three dimensions, as quickly as possible. There's a competitive two-player mode but there is no longer anyone willing to play Plasma Rain against me."

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"Awww, poor you. I'm good at DDR but I'm not, like, insane-youtube-video good. But we're not allowed to let vampires into the house so I can't show you."

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"Damn," laughs Miles. "A fully understandable rule, though, from what I hear."

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"Yeah. Oh also don't go on our porch I dunno if Bella warned you."

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"Motion-activated sunshine lights."

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"- You okay?"

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"...Weird, uh, thing, tell you later."

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"I was not informed of the motion-activated sunshine lights," says Miles. "Thanks for the warning. I was not planning to catch fire tonight and it's so nice when things go according to plan."

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"Well, I've never had reason to even tell you where the house is before."

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"Yeah," he says. "And: clear."

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"What? Does somebody need defibrillating."

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"No," he snickers. "God, that brings back some memories."

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"They still defibrillate people in ray gun future?"

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"When you need somebody's heart restarted abruptly I guess there aren't that many options!"

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"S'pose not!"

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