Cam on Barrayar
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"Um. Sort of?"

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"What do you mean, sort of, he died and went to hell!"

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"I mean that as far as I know there's not, like, eternal torment or any kind of moral judgment involved."

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"So he's slightly damned. He's darned."

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...Miles snickers.

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"Pity there's not a good corresponding word for the other kinds."

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"Faintly blessed. Mildly fey."

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"Enh."

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When it's time to leave for Komarr, Cam makes himself an exquisitely fitted coat, which barely even looks lumpy under the carefully-placed downfeathers and high collar and casually unbuttoned front that just never has quite enough room to show a wingtip. Its lining is a close enough color match to his tail that he judges no special precaution other than "avoid excess wagging" is necessary to hide that. And then off they go. To space!
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The first thing Miles says on seeing the coat is, "As a long-time beneficiary of the art of deceptive tailoring: damn, you're good."

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Cam snickers. "It helps that I didn't have to learn to sew. Do you require any deceptively tailored clothes you do not already have?"

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"Eh, not urgently," he shrugs.

Off they go to space. Or rather, off they go to the spaceport, where Cam and Miles and Ivan all board a fast courier, which proceeds to take them to space. The ship is very sleek-looking on the outside, but the interior is unmemorable unless you're a big fan of the plain-military-efficiency aesthetic.
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"I have this irritating urge to decorate," says Cam. "Mural, crystal chandelier, rug, an actual bookshelf for actual books. I will try to restrain myself. Is this a good time to perform the stunner test or would that be awkward in some way?"

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"Nah, we might as well," says Miles. "It's not as though we're oversupplied with things to do on the way to Komarr. If you give in to your decorative urges, please make it something that can be packed up and taken with us when we leave the ship."

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"Noted. Do you have a stunner or the ability to obtain one or shall I produce the model of your choice?"

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"I have a stunner."

He gets a stunner.

"...I've never shot someone with their permission before, it's sort of weird," he admits.
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"Shall I pretend I'm about to steal your soul? I've never actually done the soul-stealing act before but I have seen it reenacted before an audience of thousands for our viewing entertainment."

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Miles snickers. "Pass, thanks. All right, ready to possibly fall unconscious and wake up with a hangover or possibly have nothing happen to you at all?"

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"Yeah. Name a substance good for the hangover?"

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"Any decent painkiller will help." And boy, does Miles know from painkillers. "Try syntha-morph, it's not exactly standard but I'm very fond of it, it has yet to make me hallucinate and that's a rare distinction."

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"Not a standard I'm likely to require, but okay, noted. Hit me."

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Miles fires his stunner.

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And Cam goes over like a sack of bricks.

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Huh. That's mildly surprising.

In the interests of science, Miles notes the time and then waits for Cam to wake up. From a light stun like this, fifteen minutes to half an hour would be normal.
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Cam rolls over groaning after about three, then sits up, rubbing his eyes. "That was interesting."

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