"My actions absolutely do not reflect on anyone except me."

Loki glances at Nebula, who growls "no thank you" before Loki can say anything.

And someone comes with swimsuits and towels. "And sunscreen, white people need sunscreen."

"We don't have any, Princess."

"Can I whip some up? What are the ingredients of sunscreen?"

"Healing spell!" chirps Loki.

"Ah, okay. Let's go to the beach."

Princesses and Carol appear on the beach.

"Oh, it's beautiful."

"Oceans are nice."

"Yeah."

"You have such a lovely world."

"It can get nicer but oceans per se are hard to improve on that much."

She hops up and down on the sand. 

She takes her clothes off and wades into the ocean.

Loki will avail herself of a bathing suit as long as they're there.

They are!!! And there's water! It's great!

Vital recruitment mission in the form of a princess beach party!

Carol finds a swimsuit and wades but doesn't seem sure she remembers how to swim.

She has never swum in an ocean before but doesn't mind figuring it out.

Shuri is looking at Lúthien a lot. "Am I a hypocrite?" she asks Loki after this is noticed.

Loki sound baffles them. "She has very good hearing. And I think you're in the clear. If you're curious, Lúthiens do like girls but they don't know it and have a religious prohibition on being gay and her dad might try to murder you, probably by proxy."

"I forgot you have uncannily detailed information about everybody. Uh, that's - worrying - is anyone doing anything about murderdad -"

"He's not dangerous in most situations except to Dwarves - they'll leave Doriath when they're caught up on future history - and people who hit on his daughter. If you find yourself in possession of a very, very, very shiny rock, tell the Maedhros and ask him what to do with it and do that, don't like, put it in a setting and wear it. Even though it's shiny."

"....noted."

"If you don't have him handy any more at the time any of his brothers will do or his dad if this is after we've resurrected his dad."

"I will probably just not hypocritically hit on the guests!"

"I wouldn't judge you if you did, one of me married hers. Accidentally."