The next leg of the trip is less eventful than the last. Of the giant Ganon-controlled robots with lasers that they see, none are functioning well enough to kill them. Valanda experiments with his new outfit and settles on the most comfortable way to wear it. They pass through a tiny hamlet and some woods and then, eventually, they're at Hateno.
It's definitely a bigger town. Not quite a city, but there are some two-story buildings, a few dozen shops (some fairly specialized like the dye shop, a livestock exchange, a glassmaker, and a furniture-maker), two different inns, at least three restaurants, and many streets with different quality and style of dwellings on them. Windmills and farms are visible in the slowly rolling and rising hills to the east, and at the peak of a long rise of terrain is a tall building that Link identifies as Purah's laboratory.
It seems that's exactly what they did. A duct from above a huge stone grill with a big fire under it goes straight out into the street, drawing the warm, scent-filled air with it.
They sit and get menus from a quiet waiter - the guy at the grill is loud and boisterous, though. "Honey-glazed venison, ooh. A classic. Grilled fish with palm fruit in Lurelin Village style? Salt-brushed fire-grilled stag. So many meats, so little room in my stomach..."
"We might have as many plants as you at home, there's just no reason I'd know as much about what we have that I can eat as you do about what Hyrule has that you can eat. The Rito probably can't carry enough cargo to mimic what we've got but maybe Vah Medoh can. How much can the flying Guardians carry?"
"Well, given your optimism, sure. Force mages can fly alone, we don't have too many people in the air for that at once, but that's less safe and less comfortable. Mostly they have crews of two or more force mages. They can sort of lift things with their minds, so they lift these, you could call them buildings but they're much more aerodynamic and, uh, portable than the usual building. They sell space to people or cargo and they leave at fixed times from airports in different cities and people can rent space on a flight, you pay per pound times miles traveled. Usually they have different compartments at different temperatures so they can keep some things frozen, like if you were transporting a lot of meat and didn't have a defense mage on hand. Most flights start or end in the capital but I think that only works because the whole continent isn't very big."
"There are properties of that sound like they may violate rules that are thought were essential to all possible magic. A scientist is happy to be proven wrong, however. Come on, come in!"
The interior of the lab is... A mess. Weird arcane tools are scattered around, but most of the mess is a ton - probably literally - of books and sheafs of notes.
"The principle of conservation! I want to watch you defend something under a mana-scope to be sure but it sounds like it doesn't actually tire you out or consume anything to enchant a thing! Are there any circumstances or places where you would be unable to enchant an object? Magically unable, not like, you can't focus on it well enough."
"No, it's eating something. If you maintained an effect all day you'd be a little hungrier than if you didn't do any magic. Not by a lot but it has a cost. Maybe a couple handfuls of pecans for twelve hours, but that's just a guess and it'd depend on how much I was doing, too. I couldn't enchant something another defense mage had warded against having magic done to it."
Purah is happy to explain mana-visualizing spells baked into her scope! It's an expensive and delicate piece of equipment. Mana flows one way or another whenever any local magic occurs, and analyzing the patterns helps them study magic.
(Link says that she's going to take a nap outside, it's nice weather for a nap.)
That's completely baffling and he doesn't understand it at all. Isn't there a chance someone might see her there? Even up this hill, outside is outside.
The mana-scope, on the other hand, is pretty interesting. He says as much to Purah when he gets done looking at Link like she's grown a second head.
"What would you like me to ward for you?"
"No change. Surprisingly, that's what I expected!"
Purah has a lot of other experiments to do on this. She shoves aside a whole tableful of notes on some other project and calls her assistant, a middle-aged guy named Symin, to come take notes while continuing to ask Valanda to do various bits of magic.
Purah explains Sheikah tech! So much of it is lost and so much else they don't understand that well! Sheikah tech doesn't use electricity. The Sheikah Slate is incredibly complex and they can't get a super clear look but works on the basic principle of conditional-switching mana conduits. The fire is (probably) a self-sustaining mana tap drawing up the stuff from deep underground!
"Snap! We found scraps of Sheikah books that made references to managing that! It sort of trickles back, and shouldn't be a problem unless we were running ten thousand mana furnaces for decades. I'd need to study it more to get a definite answer, and I'd need any research budget at all to think about doing that."
"I'm not sure if it's wise to talk about it where someone could overhear. There's no guessing when I'll get the chance to get some but I expect to within the year. It could be while I'm here and you'd be just up the hill. It could be anywhere else and getting you to where you'd need to be to read them would take days. If it's the first thing we'll just go get you. If it's the second and I have to defend a... way out of this universe... for days by myself I want something for my trouble."
"No but we've also asked around inside and don't know how to predict it. It seems to favor some people more than others but we've heard that some people get just one door in their lives. But for all I know that might not be true. I don't know why it favors some people and I don't know any ways to predict if it'll like you. It has weird magic and you'd have fun there if it let you in."
"Alternate version of me. I hope he's made out well, can't very well copy my circumstances. It gives the user a metaphorical vision - a hallucination - almost like a dream, to truthfully answer a question they ask it. There's a short ritual to do. It works better on things like 'where is my hated enemy, That Guy' or 'how do I use the lost compass of Gale Saxon' than 'what is the meaning of life'."
"This is a powerful magical artifact, you know. I'm quite lowballing it at sixty dollars per question. Bar, what's that to them?"
177 Rupees.
"There you go. Or if you want to rent it for an hour and ask it lots of questions, you could probably fit at least ten in if you're quick, flat six hundred rupees will do. I do regret that I can't give you a free sample question to prove it works."
"My door opens in the middle of a city. It'd be mildly inconvenient but leaning out and shouting would get me someone with the right kind of magic in a couple minutes. But you're right, you're here, you're convenient, if I only have to pay once I know your ball works I can offer you a little extra. Say, twenty rupees?"
Bar provides the books requested, also including one about the kind of vampire this Nick is.
"Skimming through books by famous Sheikah people I already know stuff about! Found one history, seven religious journals, three novels, two travel guides, and an ecological study of the Gerudo Desert so far. I was hoping for more science but I'll find it sooner or later!"
He skims the books from earlier periods in case there's anything really interesting in there and lets Purah figure out the textbooks.
"Can you sell us the kinds of materials needed to repair old Sheikah tech or are they inherently magical?" he asks Bar when he gets bored of skimming books.
The book on vampires declares that they are usually evil not to be trusted! Also very strong and dangerous, but vulnerable to sunlight.
Early Hylian books are probably fascinating to historians or anthropologists, which Valanda is not. Nothing super compelling is in them.
Unfortunately, it seems that almost all of the tools required are inherently magical.
Evil and untrustworthy sounds like Valanda's kind of person! Known to be evil and untrustworthy while surrounded by people with morals sounds like an uncomfortable position, too, and one Valanda can get him out of easily.
So he goes over to him.
"Hey, I read a book about you and it seems like vampires don't have morals but other people you deal with do. That sounds pretty uncomfortable. Want some help?"
"World peace enforced by the worldwide Hari Empire. Member states enforce most of their own laws but it's illegal under imperial law to commit murder, assault, theft, trespassing, vandalism, perjury, breach of contract, tax fraud or cause a person who can't follow the law to become free. The magic we have there comes in twelve kinds, some people can magically learn things, some people can magically edit someone's genes, some people can change the temperature of things, some people can make other people unable to do anything they don't want them doing... I can ward you against any of these, by the way, I'm the kind of mage that can do that."
"Another species also drinks blood but their preferred prey species is different. There are a small number of humans, maybe one in a hundred people is human, so you'll have an easier time if you're willing to branch out and eat other species but you certainly don't need to hunt. Depending on how fresh it needs to be you might be able to just buy some at a market but that won't be human. If you find yourself someplace where it's not for sale that way just make it known you'll pay a human to let you drink their blood, you'll eventually get some takers."
"Good enough. I'll eat animals too, no matter. I'd also need the local language, though I have my shiny vampire brain and an artifact to help with that... I'll pay you something to stick around for a couple hours while I read about the Hari Empire and decide whether to jump on this chance to get away from those bastards in New Orleans once and for all. How much you want?"
He hesitates, thinking of letting Nikolas name a price in case it's higher than Valanda would've considered. But then he gets an idea.
"For staying here a couple hours of my subjective time and opening my door if you decide to move there I'd like to have your crystal ball answer some questions for me. Say, six questions?"
"The Fire Nation is trying to take over the world, that's why! And it's water and fire-bending. Not tricks."
"Sorry!" Link calls out.
"Right. Anyway, Fire Nation is taking over the world and the Avatar - who's supposed to stop stuff like that - has been missing for thirty years, ever since the Air Nomads were massacred."
"...Because they're the Fire Nation? They kill people because they can, fathers dueling sons, they burn down whole villages for nothing more than refusing to pay absurd taxes that were invented yesterday! They're going to destroy everyone's cultural heritage! They already slaughtered all the Air Nomads! They're going to do the same to us, the Water Tribes, and then move on to the Earth Kingdom, until everything is either Fire Nation or ash!"
"Yes, I want to be fireproof. We, uh, I have some carved arrow heads, a few sealbear-circles - those're Water Tribe coins - and a couple of Earth Kingdom silver pieces... Bar, a little help?"
Two sealbear-circles are equal to approximately 100 rings.
"I'll give you those, then - after you do it and... I try to burn myself." He looks dubious at the idea of that.
"Hey, Link! Can I borrow your fire sword?"
"Sure!"
Link comes over. "Ah, Val made you fireproof? Nice. No violence in the bar, let's go out back to test it?"
"Sure. And maybe we can spar after all - there's a lake." Varrin grins.
"Sounds like a plan. Want to come along, Val?"
"Ah, let's not go far at first," Varrin muses, "Just far enough to test it without breaking the rules. Don't want your friend to think I'm running off without paying him."
(Nick calls out, "She used one of your questions, by the way, defense magic guy!")
Link brings out her Flameblade and holds the blunt side up to Varrin's exposed left hand.
"...Warm, but barely painful. You sure that's not the sword, though?"
"Very. It's plenty hot, it burns stuff - just magically created."
"Well then. This will be a nasty surprise for the next firebender to fight me. I don't suppose you can also make me immune to stabbing? Or do it to some of my friends, maybe? Wait, shit, I can't go get them even if I open the door. Ah, well."
"I can't make people immune to stabbing. There are people who can, it'd be a little hassle to try to get one in on this but I could. It's not impossible I could be convinced to visit your world and make your friends fireproof but it's not sounding safe so far and you don't have all that much to offer me."
"I need it easy for me to pilot with no experience, not likely to do anything deadly by accident, able to cross a vast frozen plain, I'm guessing waterproof would be good... doesn't need to protect me from the cold, doesn't need to handle a hundred years of daily transcontinental flights. What's the cheapest thing meeting those specifications?"
Bar shows a picture of a utilitarian gasoline-powered plastic-body tracked snowmobile for one.
If ground transit is preferred. 3000 rings. Fuel cost will likely be approximately one ring per three miles.
And a picture of something that looks even lighter, but the same general aesthetic, with four wide ducted fans instead of treads.
If aerial transit is preferred. It has an automatic piloting feature. 6500 rings. Fuel cost will be approximately one ring per mile. It would be inadvisable to fly in strong winds, however.
"Hold the door for me and point in the right direction, I shouldn't be long. Hey! Vampire Nils! I'm going on an errand, you know I'll be back because I need the door and my last five questions, you probably won't be ready before I get back."
And off he goes to find out what manner of frozen wasteland these people live in.
"You learn tricks like that when you fight a war. They might threaten you with ice, we're kinda on edge. Good luck!"
To the icy wasteland! It's very waste-y. And cold. Flat snow and ice to the north, patchier ground to the south. Varrin said they're camping 'near the dead tree', and there's only one of those visible.
They chatter at him for a minute before realizing the same. They hold ready poses.
Someone takes the letter and reads it and suddenly they're a lot more friendly and a lot more confused.
They motion for him to follow and the leader starts - skiing? - away. Someone puts the snowmobile right side up again. It doesn't seem obviously damaged.
The take him to a nice little camp! It's obviously a temporary sort of place, though. The structures are tents, lean-tos, and holes in the ice instead of proper buildings. There are piles of frozen meat on sleds.
The leader has accepted that talking to Valanda won't do much good. He draws in the snow with a stick. Fire, and someone shivering, and then crossing through both of those, and then nodding vigorously and pointing at people. Some of these guys seem more dubious than others, but the leader keeps pointing to the letter and arguing right back.
They don't quite have enough, would he like this nice fur coat or maybe the meat or pelts they hunted up instead? Or maybe pearls? Pearls are valuable, right? How about this elaborate tapestry and helmets and stuff they stole from Firebenders?
The tapestry obviously has a lot of effort put into it. The top is dominated by a prominent stylized fire symbol. Just below that is an elaborate and rather detailed (given the tricky medium of cloth) depiction of a tall building on a rock at sunset. On the edges are figures - somewhat more crudely done, standing around looking regal or doing fire tricks in martial arts poses - red fire, blue fire, and lightning. Some fantastical creatures occupy open spaces - dragons, flaming birds, and the like. There a fair bit of what is probably writing here and there, too.
It's a catapult! But they've abandoned it, now, thanks to the close range - there are dozens of Fire Nation soldiers streaming out of the ship to overwhelm the waterbenders. The defenders seem to be holding their own, but their camp is very much on fire.
Someone with a more elaborate helmet points towards Valanda and shouts a command. A few soldiers start after him.
"Yes, but the firebenders also hurled boulders at us, there might be injuries. I'm sure there was property damage. If you didn't know about the door stopping time did you know you can buy almost anything from Bar? Including things your world doesn't know how to make or books you could never get otherwise. Up to you what you do with that, just thought you should know."
"...Yeah. I kinda don't have much more money and I don't - I'm not Chief Myrrin, I really don't know what to get to help with long-term war strategy. But... I'll have a look." He rubs his hands nervously and glances around. "Ugh. I want to go out there and fight. But if I rest up and - get stuff - maybe Fire Nation books? Try and learn their weaknesses?"
"Remember you can make money off other patrons, you're not stuck with what you came in with. I don't know enough to give you any more advice than that." He tries to look encouraging but there's really no way Varrin will decide that fight. It was probably over before Valanda got to the door one way or another.
"I can... Dry things out? Make ice sculptures maybe? I don't know water healing, only women learn that." He looks dubious.
"Well... You made your money, you warded me and my friends. I appreciate it. Oh, hey, you took that tapestry off 'em? Good. Ying-wu, the northern occupation fleet commander, will hate that he can't get it back, and if he's mad he won't think as straight."
"If your ice sculptures are nice I might like one. I could ward it so it wouldn't melt. ...I could ward a bunch so they wouldn't melt and you could sell people magic unmeltable ice sculptures, maybe you'd still turn a profit. Oh, and if water healing's been written about in a book..."
"No, I did. I don't think bar charges for water? She might if I want, like, a tubful." Shrug. "I'll take a tab if I have to. Let's do it." He turns around and heads for bar.
Slightly disappointed, Link asks, "Does this mean we're not gonna spar?"
"Maybe later."
"Ah well. You do you. I'ma go talk to more new people."
The crystal ball is now set out on an attractive eight-sided patterned red mat, sitting on a very pretty brass stand with dragon-heads, clouds, mountains, and so on reliefed into it.
"Heh. My world's magic likes tradition. The papers are traditional, so they help even if they're not technically magic. So, what question do you want to ask?"
"...Ah. That explains some things. Well, the way to ask it properly is to write eight single words relevant - emotionally or logically connected - to your query, on eight of the divination papers, arrange them around it, and have someone else light them on fire all at once while you speak your question aloud. The words have to be your own, and ideally should be written by your own hand. Traditional Chinese characters would be even better if you knew Chinese, but having me translate them into it would do more harm then good."
Somehow the vision he sees makes it totally clear that Bar sells something for that. Despite not showing Bar or anyone changing sex.
"Next thing I need to know is..." He's already counting out divination papers for it. "How do I safely ward living creatures against getting stabbed or hit?"
"It's fine. If you have to go I'll try and come find you when I'm done."
The ice turns to water just long enough to wobble into a new shape and freeze again. Or a chunk of it cracks off and rotates and melds back...
Varrin has to do big, flowy, athletic motions to sclupt the ice. Those might be almost as attention grabbing, given that they have him moving his whole body back and forth. He's obviously very athletic (all the other waterbenders were too, to be fair). He mumbles about the sculpture - how light will glisten and refract here - if he frosts this part will it look nice...
And there. A really quite realistic frozen wave.
"Milliways has all sorts of duplicates, though. And, funny you should ask. I'm working to destroy or seal an evil god too. Milliways let me find where the Master Sword is hidden, which is a big step forward. Where'd that guy go..." She looks around, fails to see Nick. "The guy with the crystal ball might be outside or something, though."
"That name is unfamiliar to me but the description resembles entities I know of. Demise is similar. I estimate a 54% probability, conditional on surviving the fight I just escaped, that we can destroy Demise with the aid of my creator, Hylia, and am willing to consider a positive-sum deal with you to destroy both Demise and Ganon if you help us now."
"If you truly serve Hylia then our goals are aligned. I estimate that the assistance of an additional knight in Hylia's service could more than double my master's chances of survival in the current battle, but it may be that you are more effective in your world. Regardless, we may be better served by sharing information before taking action. I am Fi, the spirit of this sword." It's the same sort of blade as the Master Sword and it looks like its designer had a similar sense of aesthetics. "I am normally not the one to wield it, but I took it to keep it away from monsters when Master Link was unable to keep hold of it during the fight. Our proximate goal on this errand is to strengthen the blade through the use of a sacred flame."
"I have to gather Spirit Orbs from ancient shrines to get strong enough to beat Ganon, and free the Divine Beasts from his influence, and get the Master Sword. We should show each other maps and stuff! Also you should totally get some invulnerable armor and shields from my friend Valanda whenever he comes back. They are so useful for not dying."
"Magical information processing! Guidance Stones have a specific instruction set, called a rune, pretty much engraved right into their core. They've got mechanisms for transferring the pattern to other magical devices, but they can't take data. Write only! Except these books say there's a different device I don't have that can take a rune, pick it apart, change it, and then make Guidance Stones read the new magical patterns! I want one! A lot!"
"Healing elixirs! They're pretty interesting actually, they're basically a concentrated and very insistent version a certain manaform that strong and healthy living things have, so when you drink one it spends all its energy aligning your systems - mostly healing by magical fiat rather than accelerating natural processes, like most medicine does..." She could ramble about healing elixirs for a while if not interrupted!
Purah throws math at her for almost half an hour before running out and declaring, "You've more than earned my healing elixirs! Getting lots of annoying math out of the way will save me weeks of checking things! The flow-density tables'll make a good reference!"
Purah gives Fi half a dozen elixirs, bouncing cheerfully.
They have such hope! And a couple more questions and Valanda double-checks that Nick's familiar with Hari laws before he's willing to let him out in Har.
Varrin's sculptures sell well. Bar supplies stacks and stacks of books for Purah. Valanda saves up and stocks up on advanced otherworldly medical supplies.
And eventually Valanda walks back out into the Hari Empire and goes to his interview.