Demon Edie and Demon Cam in Milliways
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She considers this.

"That's a kind of a bold claim but I can't immediately figure out what you'd get out of lying about it if it weren't true--that you currently know, anyway--and things are weird and coincidental enough already to make it more plausible than otherwise."

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"I don't usually tell people."

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"...Is that what got you killed."

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"I taught summoning for a bit and I think one of the daeva I summoned identified me to some guy with economic interests in secrecy and he walked right into my classroom and shot me in the head."

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"That's awful and I'm really sorry it happened to you."

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"Well, then I got to be a demon."

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"Woulda been a demon if you had died less unpleasantly too."

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"Yeah. Well. It was fast."

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"There is that."

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"Anyway, your Earth is slightly earlier than mine - ours, if we're from the same one - so there might be another me, but I'm not sure what that nets you."

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"Well, I actually went there while trying to figure out the summoner problem, and met a living summoner with my same surname and parents with names identical to mine who...was basically like a mishmash of my sister and I in a lot of ways."

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"...huh. I'm not sure whether to expect you have a me or a variant of me or what then."

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"Yeah, the whole thing is really weird and I've been more worried about evacuating the planet the evil demon's on than figuring shit out."

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"Reasonable."

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"If we did think of a way to get racist daeva out of Heaven/Hell concordances maybe I could use it on Melkor, that'd be something," she snorts.

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"Melkor?"

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"The demon whose summoner's buried in the Earth and whose planet we're trying to evacuate," she clarifies.

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"Okay, maybe this is a coincidence but my war involved a guy named Melkor. He's not a demon though, he's a sorta magic thing."

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"Huh. Probably made communication less of a pain, he's the asshole I'm protecting my mail against."

 

 

"...The other fourteen loose lizard-kangaroo daeva call themselves the Valar."

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"The other fourteen sorta magic things called themselves that."

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"My summoner's genius father's name is Feanaro."

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"I know one of those."

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"This is bizarre."

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"No kidding."

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"If you ever get information from the universe I'm summoned to, you should just know ahead of time that I did not kill anyone, the Valar lied about that."

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