Someone else who got snaked is here!
...so presumably at least one of these kissing men is a past snake victim!
Oh my god Lúthien put us outside this building please.
I don't think this is my world - she tries to go to Menegroth. Nope.
And then to the Elves, uh, hi?
Hi!
He looks Noldorin. She's so confused. We're Lúthien and Bella, empresses of Mîr, and where exactly are we right now is this Arda -
No, no, he says, Arda's next world over, this world just had some problems so we decided to help. It's called Stork, and the local Arda's called Shine - there are a lot of Ardas, are you from one -
Ordinary people don't. The King and his inner circle have a teleport for it, and the Valar opened portals between Stork and Shine and then closed them during the war and then opened them again after the war and after Elspeth talked with them. There's also worldleapers if you want to explore for new dimensions.
"Depending on how infested 'infested' is might be tractable or not. Unfortunately they're almost certainly not near Edda, if we were near Edda Loki could probably take care of it like that -" He snaps his fingers. "But her most powerful magic also does not work far from home."
"Within, uh, one step, I guess, of my home world, I can grant wishes, one to a customer, and I can simultaneously apply permanent wish-content-themed magical powers on top of a standard package, although this does technically turn the recipient into a magic rock telekinetically operating their normal body."
"Lúthien just straight-up wished for her teleportation powers so she gets more mileage out of them than most people - a wish got Melkor and company - mine was made carelessly under stress but it got me time travel so I could save my Earth, it was in trouble for Melkor-unrelated reasons, Lúthien helped me fix it for good -"
"Bella's world was really awful too, the aliens with the wish-granting were using it to harvest the emotions of teenage girls, but we managed to come to an agreement with them and save the world from being eaten, and then once we had wishes we could just go back to Arda and find someone to wish the Enemy dead..."
And Kib sends the Stork mailbox a summary of who just knocked on his door. "Adjacency being annoying, we handle communication by someone teleporting around to electronic mailbox things a few times a day, picking up what's there and dropping off what they've picked up. I think we're due a visit next in an hour and a half, delivery's pretty quick, then we wait for people to open their mail."
"You already sang things when we met, so I'm assuming that that's probably typical... people have titled the happiness song a bunch of things to conveniently talk about it, I think the best title is 'Joy'? D'you want to be Joy? They might all have the song but you've probably run with it more than average."
"Four hundred third year of the Sun - do you mean Fingon - he's the crown prince but they're Noldor so their politics are really complicated, he's got mind-control powers but he swore not to use them without consent - I guess he's all right, I think the war was really hard on the Noldor..."
Not sure what Bella will have told you before you open this, but: lots of universes, several of them Ardas, with mostly matching people and stuff and history at least until interdimensional interference, mostly. Yours is chronologically latest.
Couldn't be more implausible if we tried so I'm leaving it to your discretion for the time being what if anything to tell your Maedhros, I didn't get the impression off Bella that he knows he's out. Additionally certain Multiverse Facts are especially upsetting to post-Angband instances of him. I'm expecting visits from various alts including probably some of those and some of you soon and indicated to Bella that she should bring you to say hi.
Oh and I think Bella knows you're an item and pretty much everybody of multiversal import will assume it on template facts alone.
- Kib
He says in the letter that contact with the multiverse is upsetting to Maedhros's who have been through Angband. Didn't say why, I have some guesses but could be way off. Also his phrasing on this was unclear but I think most instances of the two of us are involved so anyone who makes contact with the multiverse will figure that out, if they don't already know. The King'll be upset, I should think how to break it to him.
He didn't say anything about reasons to be worried for me, but maybe there are some of those too.
I can reshuffle some things and spend this afternoon making contact with the multiverse, if that's what you have planned.
"One of Maedhros's alts, Mitros, figured it out the first time - he was well acquainted with a girl one, Iobel, and then Cam, the other boy one besides me, showed up and Mitros had him figured out inside of a few minutes' conversation, they confirmed it from there - three questions et al."
"There's several forms of interdimensional travel around. One's in common use to go to known places and one's more useful to go to unfamiliar places and check them out. We've only been checking out unfamiliar places within one step of a world called Edda, though, because there's a particularly useful magic object that only works in that neighborhood."
"Sure, although my cunning visual aids aren't going to be as good as Loki's would be. Uh, welcome to Stork! It's my native world. Few decades ago a snake monster ate me and I landed in an Arda now distinguishingly nicknamed Shine. It's a few centuries earlier there than in yours, I showed up while the Trees were still standing and we also had our Darkening fifty Years earlier than standard. I introduced the Stork magic system, it's called servantmaking, and got the Valar to open portals between Shine and Stork so that the altruistically-minded people of Valinor could lend their efforts to miscellaneous Stork problems. Discovered I was a reincarnation and the weird dreams I'd been having were memories of my past life, in which I was a girl but did not actually look like Gem et al, different face, haven't found any Bells still wearing it. Discovered I'd been married in my past life and went and found my husband, Aydanci - love you, honey!"
"Love you too!" calls a distracted voice from upstairs.
"- brought him back to Valinor with me, Valar compared their homophobia to their opinions on marriage and the latter won. Melkor was on parole at the time; we discovered he'd been taking children from Stork for their ability to servantmake which people from other worlds can't do; and when we noticed that he stopped pretending to be reformed and killed the Trees. And Aydanci. Who reincarnated. Found his reincarnation, my instance of Maedhros whose nickname is Island found him some nice parents to bring him up second time around, and then a bunch of people moved to Beleriand to have our war and the Valar closed the portals. Our war was - mostly shorter and cleaner than other people's? Servantmaking was a big edge. But Island got captured, and my you, who is called Pterodactyl for reasons momentarily to become obvious, flew into Angband on a pterodactyl and got him out, once the pterodactyls we had were grown up.
"I got captured after that. Was likewise extracted.
"Uh, Aydanci really doesn't like it when things harm me. He and Fëanáro came up with an off-model variant on Silmarils and had them controlling a ridiculously huge fleet of servants and killed the Enemy.
"The snake that ate me ate several people, and one of them had landed in a world adjacent to Stork, called Hex. Hex has a Bell and a human version of your extended family and they were in contact with some other universes via -" He calls up a map of worlds. "Via here, the Fëanáro from which had invented the exploratory interdimensional transit I mentioned. The guy who landed in Hex heard that the royalty of a Hex country called Marlatia had weird magical otherworldly powers, wanted to see if they could let him visit here. They sent a scout and the scout found the Little Valinor that sprung up near one of the ex-portal sites - the Valar had given people time to decide which side they wanted to be on, some Elves stayed in Stork - and from there found Shine, and found me and mine."
"High-latency communications and lots of special-case magic and stuff, so it's a little scattered. Over in Edda is a planet full of the Noldor from this Arda, Elentári, they're doing a sorta federated thing with whoever wants to meet their shortlist of criteria. We're setting up something similar but a little smaller scale here, this planet is mostly city-state sized political units and they're being gradually coaxed into coalescing. Hex's bunch started out with a country and they're building on that. This world," Aurum lights up, "has a shadow government for supernatural persons about which regular people typically are not informed, its Bell already ran that by the time anybody met her or her daughter. Oh, and Loki's a princess of two different historically warring planets on Edda for reasons - Loki's another Bell."
"Uh, on Shine Island's King of the Noldor and Doriath is an island now because Beleriand disintegrated when the Enemy died and the Dwarves are Dwarfing it up and Valinor continues to Valinor. Space has a bunch of countries on Endorë, the Noldor are divided, it's way more populous than Flat Ardas are. This one is complicated and I would rather not explain it personally right this minute."
"Space Arda mostly doesn't have magic-magic, just sufficiently advanced technology - the Valar and Maiar are pretty magic but most everything else is physicalist under the cosmetics. Flat Ardas all have the same magic. Magic songs have to be composed in a flat Arda but work outside them, it's weird."
"It's believable... I didn't prompt him for the 'three questions' thing and I do find him - very easy to follow along with when he talks? I can probably get him to tell me whatever he's skipping, if he's on the up and up. ...He's in very good condition for somebody out of Angband, isn't he?"
"Yes, he is. I'd say 'implausibly so' but I don't know how long it's been or what magic they've got but - it was several centuries before Maedhros was comfortable being touched, and Maedhros came out of it significantly more functional than the median.
- the problem is that if we leave you with him to get whatever's being elided and he's not on the up-and-up you don't have a teleport out, and he said he has one himself and can presumably hop over to wherever's in the vicinity of his powerful friends -
-I want to show the interaction to Maedhros and see if he can give me a guess on trustworthiness, but it's the kind of thing he might refuse to do..."
"With the caveat that I'm almost certainly being too paranoid but that that's my job, no, Lúthien has a teleport of her own, if he grabs us without her she can certainly follow if she reacts fast enough. 'wait several hours for my friends' is a reasonable ask given what we've been told, but it's also a good way to respond to strangers with unknown powers that include a teleport, if you don't think they'll like you once they know more."
"Guess it depends how his teleport works. For whatever it's worth the read I got off him operating under the assumption that he's a me is that he's not positive he can trust us and is hoping to get second opinions on that? Not any of us in particular exactly..."
"Depends on why he isn't sure of that. If he's not sure we are actually alts of the people we look like, or if we vary a lot, or if we can't always cooperate in spite of not varying that much, or what. ...If he's broadly telling the truth he could have just gone and gotten whoever he's waiting for, he was waiting for the mail system, he isn't that worried."
"So if he's broadly telling the truth and an alternate universe version of you, telling the whole history of our war to him and his friends will probably be enough to reassure them. If he's - not broadly telling the truth, or if the reason he might not be able to trust us is because the versions of us on the Question Mark Planet reacted badly to the interdimensional slave trade or something..."
"Well, the wishes I get to vet what they wish for, first, and I do ask for extra assurances if it seems like it'll give the person extra powers and they want to be a rock. If they don't have a vetting mechanism for whatever they hand out built in maybe they have to do that separately and Kib's not the one who does it."
"Yeah. It also helps that as a side effect of the reincarnation thing whenever he erased something - like my expectation that he could read minds - it'd go into the pool of things I could dream back as memories. So I had a very unpleasant time but was not for most of it mentally present enough to develop - phobias, twitchiness, whatever - things that happened did not constitute information - I've got damage but it mostly doesn't manifest day to day -
"- but then I was still like that when I got rescued and to drag me out of it a few of our alts stood near me and narrated my counterfactual thought process until I concluded I was not successfully preventing the Enemy from having my thoughts by not thinking them. Took a little while to kind of de-rust my brain. I still don't do any servantmaking, just - in case."
"Stork humans are weird as humans go. We do not reproduce, we just appear in random locations as babies. Most people aren't reincarnations - I'm intermittently working on a work of fiction that includes reincarnation the way me and Aydanci did it to see if anybody recognizes the concept but it's definitely not commonplace - and we seem to be the only place that has even rare reincarnation."
"So far there aren't any Ardas that don't have a him. And Loki's been looking for a way for her one to kill an Enemy for a while now - she could in principle share her shiny object but the shiny object kills people it doesn't like if they touch it and it's in a bad mood and won't say whether it likes people, so - anyway, you could import an alt to make the wish if there wasn't a native."
"Loki landed on the Nolofinwëan host while they were crossing the Ice. Cam landed on Space Arda shortly post-Alqualondë. I appeared fifty Years and change before the Darkening normally happens, but seem to have spooked Melkor or something in so doing. Elspeth landed in this one in 355."
Grounds that the you went through Angband, not picking up any weirdness or unpleasantness from the Bell and she's on decent albeit not close terms with the both of them, and I left it up to New Findekáno's discretion whether he wanted to invite New You over too and suspect in a similar-evil situation the you would've wanted to check things out himself; feel free to second-guess me. "I did mention both your nicknames," he says aloud.
"But there's inconveniently no way to tell us apart, so we'll have to introduce ourselves no matter how generously you did it. Hi, Gem! Hi, Joy!" Yeah, I can't imagine the evil one not coming over - though I have no idea what an evil me who went through Angband comes out as -
"...most of them would probably have helped, I don't think anyone else has got as good of a happiness song. And we were hiding away in the cargo bay and the airplane was really loud so I told it to be quiet and it turns out that stopped the engines and then it was freaked out and wouldn't get in the air for another couple hours..."
"We can have arbitrarily many copies of us made and the postwar reconstruction was looking insurmountable so I had four made, and we went by tinco, parma, calma, and quesse, which being a Bell you'll either find objectionable right away or find objectionable as soon as someone tells you those are the first four letters of the Noldorin alphabet -"
"At the time I was in a mood with Maitimos as a category and I assumed he did it just to annoy me but I've been handling the branch of our empire's operations which he finds most personally interesting - and which has saved the most lives so far by an order of magnitude, we're a little internally competitive about that - so I decided eventually that he meant it well."
"Oh, congratulations!" he says. "Joy, I had the pleasure of spending a decade with your alt in my world during our war, and she struck me as the person with the most wasted potential of anyone I'd ever met, and you've got a Bell, they do not tend to squander anyone's potential. I hope my alt got you a really lovely wedding present."
"We're rather steadily accumulating power but Eru seems to be functionally omniscient within his dimensions, that may be a hard problem, and we're also a little worried that the Valar and the Maiar and the magic music and so forth will break if we kill God. Not that we don't have plans in the drawer for it, of course."
"The Bell's fine and there's no way a Bell misses an evil Lúthien and she could have ended up mind-controlled by her but I'd have noticed by now and so would you, I think. And Findekáno's fine though that could technically slip in under whatever political system left him the crown prince -"
"...the human vassals thing not so much? In Space and Shine the orcs got to the humans first, in Elentári Loki adopted them, in Evil Arda things are, y'know, evil... Kib and I showed up in time to avert ship-burning but Elentári had that... I think Evil Arda actually skipped it... oath was present in Space and Elentári and Evil Arda... anyway by adorable and cooperative and harmless we mean that a typical human population under pressure ranging from 'scarcity' to 'boredom' to 'charismatic jerk with a religion' looks awfully evil in an awful hurry, whereas Elves normally require pressure like 'people are dying and we can't help because these assholes are being precious about their fucking boats' to stop being adorable and cooperative and harmless."
"Loki landed on the Nolofinwean host on the ice, right? No one landed on us on the Ice. We crossed it. Sun rose. Elenwë didn't make it, Arakáno was killed in an ambush by orcs the first day off, we were pretty furious with you all. We marched on Lake Mithrim.
The Feanorian host left. Left the walls and the houses and some of the supplies and vanished into the surrounding foothills. We weren't quite sure if it was an apology or a trap or sheer cowardice. Woke up the next day to find that they'd started rebuilding walls for themselves on the south side of the lake. I went over to talk with them. Maglor met me. I asked if the King was ashamed to face us.
Fëanor was dead. Maedhros was "hopefully dead", he said.
They rebuilt their walls and we healed ourselves from the ice and it took me five years to have a song I was confident would get me into Angband."
"No.
I found him. He was three hundred feet up, chained by one arm to a sheer cliff face. I couldn't fly. He asked me to kill him so I drew my bow and asked Manwë to forgive me and instead he stopped me. Sent a Great Eagle, the ones from Taniquetil, to give me a ride up to him on the cliff face. And I cut him down and I flew back to Mithrim with him."
"I look forward to it. Anyway, Maedhros wasn't okay but it didn't take him very long to get okay enough to fake it. And when he did he threw himself at my father's feet and apologized for the burning of the ships and ordered returned to us everything that had been stolen and named my father the rightful ruler of the Noldor and relinquished forever his family's claim to the crown.
His brothers, uh, disagreed. With the decision, that Maedhros was in a state to make it - he wasn't, not exactly. He didn't believe that this was real, any of it. And I can't even say with any confidence that he was doing what he would have been doing if he'd been confident this was reality - his not believing this was reality was one of the things that, to his mind, disqualified him from the Kingship - but he knew how he wanted this scenario to play out, and he knew what he was doing, and there was a coronation and then the reunited Noldor started building the fortresses to fight our war."
"My cousins on the Telerin side hit it off with Elwë -" he nods to Lúthien - "and he gave them permission to settle in inhabited parts of the continent. The rest of us had no such permission, so we settled far north. Maedhros moved his cousins and their host across the continent east, to minimize, mmm, interpersonal friction.
The Enemy didn't start striking back in earnest - real force, Balrogs and his Maiar all deployed - for several decades. When he did we were ready, we won, we surrounded and besieged Angband. They called it the Dagor Aglareb, the Glorious Battle.
We built a hidden civilian city in the mountains, with Ulmo helping. We encountered Men, fleeing wars that the Enemy'd been provoking farther east. There were more battles. We won them. There was a dragon - did he have dragons in time for any of your wars -"
"Then you would be able to see the Elf-for-scale; it would be very tiny. It was an ugly fight.
The Enemy was getting stronger. We knew it, and knew we should attack sooner rather than later, but we didn't have anything that could kill him - didn't even have anything that could set him back dramatically - so we just held on, and waited, and hoped the Dwarves or my cousins would invent a miracle in time. And they were inventive, but no miracles. Nothing to kill a god with.
And that's where we hand the story over to Bella, I think."
"So, I got hit by a van and I was very nearly dead and somebody with magic powers came along and saved me at the behest of a fluffy alien. They're adorable - Lúthien, bounce 'em the fluffy alien? - and they granted wishes to teenage girls with magical potential. Anything you want, within certain power limits if you're the sort to try to maximally exploit the system but the average teenage girl can get the first thing she asks for. You get your wish, legit, you get magic powers, also legit - something themed around your wish plus a standard package of teekay and transmutation and conjuring a signature weapon and healing and stuff - and in exchange you turn into a magic rock," she taps the jewel on her hand, "operating your body by remote control, and you have to recharge your magic by fighting these horrible despair monsters that drive people to violent crime and suicide if left unchecked. Sounds like a good deal, right?"
"They're exactly what they sound like, except the explanation of where they come from is incomplete. Yes, if you charge up your magic off a witch byproduct and then leave the byproduct lying around, it may hatch into a witch; yes, witches bud off smaller monsters that can turn into full-blown witches if left alone -
- no, they have not just kind of always existed, they're what happens if a magi runs out of charge. By using too much magic - or by getting too upset - charge level is a ratchet on mood, it's very easy for most people to fall into a spiral -"
"It means thirteen through nineteen, and sometimes it was even younger, eleven or twelve - they filtered for a certain volatility of emotion that they found most often in teenage girls, occasionally boys but they decided they could get more marginal girls signing up by advertising it as a girl thing than they could get boys by letting them participate. In my world there's plenty of alien life but humans are it for species with emotions. They're a power source. So the aliens grant you a wish, and how strongly you feel about your wish defines your soul gem capacity, and then they run you around managing the witch ecology and helping recruit other girls and occasionally defending other fluff interests, and eventually you screw up your dosing your magic use, or have a run of bad luck witch-hunting and run out of fuel or a witch kills you, or something you can't fix with magic upsets you a little too badly and you witch - or another girl kills you outright over the right to hunt in a certain neighborhood because we can't even just stop using magic, using our bodies is using magic, we need witches and witches need prey and prey is people and people mean territory - or you just live for hundreds of years, being a good example of a happy fulfilled magi for the fluffs to introduce to anybody on the fence about whether to wish - and every time you recharge you give the used-up witch byproduct to the fluffs and they use it to fuel their civilization."
"Embarrassingly long, considering - the fluffs don't lie, they don't even refuse to answer questions, but they give answers that are designed to close off curiosity without telling you the gory details, at least until they decide it's time to drive you into a depression spiral so you can contribute to the ecology from the other end!"
"It's not exactly ethics - and it's not that they don't understand the concept, either - it's just - not a thing they do? I don't really have a satisfactory explanation for that." Sigh. "Anyway. So one of the good-example magi swings through Forks, her fluff tells her that I'm magically potentiated, she comes and heals me, I think this whole receive-wish-and-magic-powers-and-fight-evil setup sounds great and the alien is so cute and fluffy - fuck, I was a moron - and I dither for a month about what to wish for, I don't have the oomph to eliminate any of the major diseases, resurrection's one to a wisher, fluffs have a policy against giving suggestions or telling you what anyone else has wished for -
- and I dither long enough that a witch gets big, really big, usually people who aren't magically potentiated can't see fluffs or witches but this one doesn't hide, she looks like a huge fuckoff storm to regular people and like the most watched-a-horror-movie-marathon-nightmare scene of torture and mayhem ever to anybody who can get a look at her actual moving parts -
- and I blurt out a wish to the fluff that was calmly watching her destroy the Pacific Northwest as an appetizer -
-and I wake up in the hospital in perfect health a month prior."
"I know it rolls back time within one step of my homeworld; I would be surprised based on what I have learned today if it affects things past that, especially since a snake demon managed to get into our Arda. I have substantial qualms about unnecessary use of the reset even now that I have a floating reset point and Lúthien looped in with me, but maybe you've got a compelling reason to use it anyway. Well. So I was in a time loop; I could reset back to the hospital at any time, which didn't recharge my gem - cost some magic to do, in fact - but did restore me to health and get me a fresh start.
"So I had as many Februaries as I needed to figure out how to kill the biggest witch of all time and then bootstrap from there into breaking the emotion-harvesting ecology. The big witch was such an efficient source they were going to call the extraction project a wrap after she ate everything, they didn't care even instrumentally... I reset deliberately, I found out accidentally I reset if I die, I did not find out what happened if I witched.
"So I was working on that and then one loop I wake up in the hospital and Lúthien turns up out of nowhere!"
"And it was really confusing and I wanted to get her home because if I reset while she was uncharacteristically in the loop I thought she might cease to exist or something, but then it turned out her song could recharge me, and it even works on recordings, and she wanted to stay and help. So I went and got a potential magi I knew of who by default made a stupid wish and sadded into witching before loop's end, and got her to wish Lúthien into the loop with me instead.
"And it turned out she worked on witches, fling a recording of the song into a witch and get out and you wind up with a crying magi who's been through hell but is not a despair monster anymore -
"- we de-witched the big world-eater, found out where she'd come from, I'd been trying to track her to find where she was earlier in the month and hadn't got very far but she told me Toronto -
"- and then I managed to negotiate with the fluffs, they could have the infinite energy hack if they would use it ethically and give me their wish thing. And Lúthien read their minds to make sure they weren't planning to cheat me. And they paid up. They now run mood disorder clinics."
"And along the way I'd been telling Bella about the war and the Enemy and now we had the wish-granting thing so after we'd cured all the easily curable stuff in her world I wished myself teleportation powers and we went back home and started looking for someone who wanted the Enemy dead badly enough for a big wish like that to go through."
"And it seemed like it'd be a big wish so we needed someone who felt really really strongly about it so we poked around and wound up having Maedhros wish it. The wish granty thing comes with an emotion reader that can give me a solid guess on how much oomph somebody has for a certain wish. Since I'm not optimizing for long-term harvesting I don't wind up needing to get teenage girls to wish for everything."
"Oh, and we got her dad to wish us a new reset point so if something went wrong with Project: Kill Melkor we wouldn't have to re-run the pattern back in my world too. He insisted on putting it in Doriath and not under our control but it was better than nothing even though we had to get that re-done when we had a more flexible wisher later. So. Wish goes through fine, Lúthien finds the orcs a planet and put them on it, somebody wishes up a duplicate Lórien garden to put Angband victims in after I go through the entire place physically healing them all, etcetera etcetera, and since then we have been doing various constructive things and colonizing a planet and stuff."
The evil Noldor had a civil war between Maedhros's side of the family and mine and when Maedhros won he kept his Fingon as a personal prisoner for three hundred fifty years, occasionally under mind-affecting oaths and occasionally just chained to his bed. And his people, if you ask them, will say 'yes, he's not leading a very moral personal life, but he's a good King and that's his private business', which is also what our people say about the fact we are married. This causes everyone a good deal of distress but particularly Maitimos who've been through Angband, they keep agitating to have their alt executed.
He sends this to Bella and Lúthien and the new Findekáno and pointedly no one else.
We extracted my alt. We're attempting a voluntary exposure-to-non-evil-societies thing now that we've determined it's not contagious - the evil Maedhros is still the King, executions have not been definitely ruled out and Bells are generally considered to get a voice in things, so you're welcome to express thoughts -
"Tried. He said 'crown', and Lúthien recognized the shiny rocks as being the things with the oath attached, but the Fëanorians had a way to pry the Silmarils out of the settings and my delightful father-in-law took the crown part sans Silmarils without doing more than glowering at me and I was like 'aha, I have been successfully passive-aggressive' but -"
"We're going to stay around here where we can grant wishes for a while, I think, except for fixing the demon planet which I sort of feel personally responsible for. Would she be interested in coming around and meeting me? Is she going to be weird about me being married to Bella, I would have been weird about it but Bella explained to me..."
"Tech lecture!" says Cam. "Fancy computer you can control with your mind is safe to get chipped with for humans and Elves, no extant tests on Maiar, if you are concerned you can come to Aurum and get Golden's precog to look at you but she doesn't work far away. I can also get you versions that do not let you control them with your mind; they are harder to learn to use if you are not from a high-tech background but don't involve brain surgery. You already have eidetic memory?"
"You'll need that to use my spells, which are a comprehensive suite of healing spells and audiovisual illusions - nobody's quite as fluent with those as me, something to do with how I can cheat on the pieces of the spell snapping together cooperatively in my head, but you'll be able to do basics - the teleport, and if you need grace there's one for that but if you've got it sorted may as well save the hours of tedium getting the spell, and there's one for turning into a bird, also pretty optional unless you really wanna turn into a bird, learning to fly offered separately and for best results requires a Flat Elf who already knows how to fly because osanwë speeds that way up."
"Yeah, our current scouting arrangement looks like 'put somebody indestructible in a worldleaper, send them to a new world, have me or Cam find interesting stuff' - Cam can find stuff anywhere, I'm limited to within Edda but don't have to be so roundabout with it."
"You can just read the spells, but you need the symbols from a Flat Elf who has them already, or Elspeth - Lúthien, I can osanwë you them and you can bounce them to Gem. Elspeth was not sure if she should come because she's met your evil alt and thinks very loudly."
"Hex! It's between Stork and Space Arda. They've got spellbinding - everybody born there gets an animal imaginary friend that is not in fact imaginary. People can render their spirit animals into solid form and this gives them the power to learn spells - the crafting step is actually a little like mine, but less granular, and you have to hold the whole thing in working memory. They get six spells a day, or one if it's big and uses up all six slots; and they're now working on applications of spell pooling because they have a working memory hack."
"Oh, hey, do you have this place terraformed as much as you want it terraformed or d'you want to put Valian ecology on it, Valian ecologies are nice and I can do most of it over a few days given a map, you'll have to import most of the animals if you want those though."
"Cam can make one for you on our way home. He's teaching Gem and Joy to operate theirs now. The state of the art involves a little thing in your brain that lets you control the device with your thoughts and that's easier than learning the other input devices but it's not necessary for functions like 'access mailbox'."
"It flexes pretty usefully, though most of what I can do there's no really good way to test. Probably doesn't work on computers. Anyway, welcome, aside from having endured a while longer I don't know what's new or exciting about this Arda. Dragons were apparently new."
"Dragons were new, yes. And having endured a while longer is interesting, especially since you did it from a standard baseline unlike Evil Arda and therefore have several centuries of what-would-have-been that we genuinely couldn't extrapolate. Lets me calibrate how smug to be. ...I don't mean to trivialize."
"In Evil Arda we were alive to the possibility of a deadman switch - Space Thauron had one and we almost missed it - so I talked to the Melkor first and he ran away to what sounded like a torture dimension, but of course that's going off his description and it didn't sound like an Arda..."
"Yeah. Mine had enough leadup that free will clinched it - Island dithered for a while and then got married and free willed and un-free-willed and married again - we are mercifully not so deluged in post-Angband Maitimos as to have a guaranteed six-step process or anything like that."
"Cam's not the only person with the make-material-objects power but he's the only intersection of that with high trust and freedom of movement, and there are tons of people in the multiverse and some of them have material scarcity, so he bops around making all kinds of stuff for various purposes."
"He's only tried the kind from Space Arda, which are different from the ones here. He got an attractive shiny rock but it was missing the intelligence they need to work properly. The other kinds probably fail outright on the 'magic' criterion but I don't think he ever had a reason to try."
"They're called demons, Space Arda is mostly handling evaluating demons and the other two kinds of daeva but I'm not up on their current division of labor but probably at least one of each of your space alt forks has a hand in it somewhere, and recipient population logistics are mostly a Vanda Nossëo thing - that being the planet the Noldor from my Arda moved to after the war."
"All right. Thank you. My father's deliriously excited about the implications of other dimensions, I think he's working with Curufinwë on narrowing down a wish that'll let him do things with that without breaking Gem's lovely wish-granter. I should apprise him of what his alts are doing so he can make sure he wishes himself knowledge on something they don't already have covered."
"Hex recently broke open a limit on their magic only to discover another one, but it's not as hard a limit and they can circumvent it by assembling a bunch of people; it doesn't scale well but neither does wish-granting. My magic system's the most open-endedly flexible but it takes decades to design a spell and nobody except me can get very far with that but once I've got something it can be distributed to anyone with an eidetic memory. It may or may not be possible to turn arbitrary people into the category of species to which demons belong but all our test subjects keep not dying, and that would be how we'd find out. Don't know yet if people who aren't from Aurum can acquire witchcraft by turning into a vampire and we'd need a large sample size to be sure because most vampires even on Aurum aren't witches. Lots of fiddly frustratingly narrow stuff like that."
"It was less hands-on than that. We debated phrasing for a while and then I reassured Gem and Joy that the resultant explosive powers were unlikely to be deployed against anyone who was stoppable without explosions and then I wished he was gone. Yours is - not more plausible, exactly, but certainly more something."
"Official policy's still to conduct state business in Sindarin, not because of the ban but because more than half our population was born in Endorë and they don't learn languages as quickly as the Noldor do. I'm going to declare this not state business, at least not yet. ...If Space Quenya's like regular Quenya mine would be very rusty if not for the eidetic memory but it should suffice."
He catches her expression. "For four hundred years our ability to cooperate rather hinged on at least the pretense that the Noldor were united under one King. Maedhros happens, to the surprise of no one, to be very bad at taking orders if they don't happen to be exactly what he wanted to be doing anyway. But the performance of a political arrangement in which the Feanorians are devoted subjects of their King he's happy to indulge in."
"I have no contempt for the King. He's done a very good job in every conceivable respect except possibly reining in all his evil nephews and that was a hard problem it was reasonable not to regard as a wartime priority. Finno's title is an important fiction, not an insult."
And presently the Elves can control their computers with their minds and can be taught to use them and how to access their mailboxes and where to find sorcery spell text and stuff. The "Arda 3" directory is not by default open to Maedhros but Fingon has an option to mark it that way.
"...either of you given any thought to nicknames?"
"Elspeth's from a world where some people have individual idiosyncratic personality-based powers. Hers is telling the truth and generalizes into very sincere broad-spectrum communication magic. And she presented a convincing argument that the Enemy needed extradimensional intervention to accomplish some of his goals and being conspicuously evil was a way to discourage extradimensional intervention from coming down in his favor."
"She taught me to read. She wished for a chance to fix everything. She did fix everything. She was really patient when I was confused and she never made me feel stupid or told me to stay out of her way or stay safe. She saved two worlds and trusted my judgment on things like whether the Noldor were okay once they explained themselves and wanted to rule a planet and so she went and did that, without asking anyone for permission..."
"And how you decided to help a worldful of people you didn't know who were very unfamiliar and weird to you when you could've just gone home and been safe, and you thought of useful things I didn't several times, and you do things like hug trees and refer to 'scaring a plane' and it's so cute!"
"Not sure. We might not even come in evil - we're good at making metaphorical rude gestures at social norms as necessary, so it'd be hard to transmit much evil culturally - and it seems like a lot of the personality might have to change. It'd depend on the details whether we could come to some kind of peaceful resolution, or whether we'd even be able to tell for sure."
"You're welcome. And then when you've checked in on additional Lúthiens you can give a report that everyone else will be able to fetch out of their mailboxes and then everyone concerned will know whether Lúthiens want to meet them. Uh - fair warning, your Space alt is likely to be unfond of Cam."
"He successfully cut a deal with his Melkor which involved the Valar and most of the Maiar dying, and Melian was inconsolable about it until I showed up and brought them all back. Please don't bring it up with Cam, it upsets him and he's too guilty about it to actually tell you to drop it if you start."
By killing a whole world. People would've been expecting children.
There's nothing that makes that right. There's nothing that makes it worth it. You could ask the people who were risking their lives, you could ask the ones in Angband, if they wanted a world eaten for their safety, they'd say no -
A whole world. And Valinor wasn't - wasn't just a world to us, it was also - perfect safety, people went there when they couldn't handle living lives in danger anymore, when the Ages were starting to tear them apart, when they couldn't adjust to change too well - a place they'd have peace, a place that would change at their pace -
I want it to not have happened, I want to believe if they'd been given the chance the Valar'd have understood well enough to finally take action, I do believe I could have explained it to them, but just like in this world, I probably only idly considered it, such an extreme measure when we weren't yet losing the war...
I figured, he said he knew you. He told us too, though we had to kind of drag it out of him. The sense I get is that they accept that everyone who learns what they did will hate them for it but they don't quite accept that they did the wrong thing because what they felt when they did it was 'desperate' and no one's offering to change that...
Mom wouldn't abandon Doriath, right? Even if the Enemy tried to arrange for innocent people to attack it, even if she had to kill them to protect it, even if she could technically go far away and not do anything evil. Bells are like that about all people everywhere. They can't stay out of it.
Skipped Alqualondë. Startlingly low-casualty war except for some Enemy-fomented conflicts between Nandor and Men that for strategic reasons Kib couldn't intervene in at all. The continent collapsed and orcs went extinct when the Enemy died, but there were a considerable number of survivors. Kib's been through the wringer worse than Cam, of course, but Cam would trade his war for Kib's in a heartbeat.
She bounces over to meet her Shine counterpart! Her Shine counterpart wants to be called Sea because hers is the only Doriath so far that borders it. Doriath is an island. It is weird. Her Shine counterpart is horrified about the murdering everyone on a planet but trusts her that it takes a lot of evil by the Enemy for Bells to be evil like that and that Lúthien's isn't and with the Enemy gone none of them will be. Unless there's something even worse than the Enemy. Which, well, if they're doing things they can be involved in trying to stop the Bells from doing evil ones. If they're staying home -
Gem is very passionate about doing things instead of staying home. Sea thinks it's weird.
She'll come to the wedding party. She promises not to bother Cam.
The wedding is glorious. It is pretty enough for picky Elves in bad moods with artistic training. The Shine Silmarils, having no stupid oaths sworn about them, are loaned out as a last minute wedding present for additional decoration. The brides are all dressed up, Gem's got her hair braided and ornamented in not-scandalizing-the-Elves fashion, they have magic crowns.
All of Gem's alts are there! And Elspeth! And Iobel's cat! And Kib's husband!
The Noldor were unsure to what degree they were invited because their presence was desired by the brides and to what degree they were invited because The Peal, so Island and Pterodactyl come and Maedhros-who-still-hasn't-come-up-with-anything-better-than-Doom and his boyfriend-slash-handler. Everyone else sends extraordinarily generous and pretty jewelry as presents. Bella now has a set of the invisible glasses that give you Elven eyesight!
Oh wow now everything is even more stunningly pretty gosh. This might cause more noticeable change to Gem's behavior if she weren't already beaming and gazing at her wife a lot.
And there is food! Gem has come to the conclusion that unlike most things, food is actually a more advanced field among humans than Elves - even when the Elf compared with is not used to eating a narrow range of nuts and berries - actually demons have the best food but Gem is totally claiming demons on behalf of her species they're basically just humans with powers and wings - at any rate the spread is mostly Earth-recognizable cuisine but decorated with edible Valian flowers. They have one of those geode-looking wedding cakes because it's Thematic. All of Gem's alts hug her. Iobel's cat allows her to pet him.
He pops out of the meeting and goes home and cries.
And after about an hour he knows his husband to be home, downstairs, and he is having something in between flashbacks and nightmares and he teleports something in front of the door and curls up in his bed and wishes the stupid emotional bond would - shut - down -
Findekáno doesn't come through the door, teleports in. Maitimo looks up at him and then teleports the eidetic memory off and into his own hands. He looks at it consideringly.
They are somewhere else. In the mountains somewhere. No, not mountains, now they're on the Helcaraxe. Featured in the new one's story. Findekáno is cold and they both feel it and Findekáno is frightened and -
- somewhere else, somewhere in Valinor, familiar from centuries ago -
He left the necklaces behind when he teleported. His is indeliable.
Findekáno looks around and looks up at him and is thinking about what to do to appease him and calm him down and he screams -
Findekáno tries to get up to come over to him, no, he can't make him stay but he can continually tug him back in place -
- and he screams until he's hoarse and then he curls up on the ground, sobbing, none of this is real you can't make me I don't believe it -