...so presumably at least one of these kissing men is a past snake victim!
Oh my god Lúthien put us outside this building please.
I don't know why that keeps happening!!! It's not like people spend most of their time having gay kisses -
We're not even on the same world are we -
She blinks around. It's definitely pretty enough. The kissing men weren't Elves, though - so we can't have landed in Valinor -
I don't think this is my world - she tries to go to Menegroth. Nope.
And then to the Elves, uh, hi?
He looks Noldorin. She's so confused. We're Lúthien and Bella, empresses of Mîr, and where exactly are we right now is this Arda -
No, no, he says, Arda's next world over, this world just had some problems so we decided to help. It's called Stork, and the local Arda's called Shine - there are a lot of Ardas, are you from one -
How do people normally get from world to world?
Ordinary people don't. The King and his inner circle have a teleport for it, and the Valar opened portals between Stork and Shine and then closed them during the war and then opened them again after the war and after Elspeth talked with them. There's also worldleapers if you want to explore for new dimensions.
And a minute later the door opens. "Can I he- ah! aha! Hello what are your names?"
"How do you speak English?"