Jul 02, 2022 3:30 AM
Gruesome Magical Girls Emily, Edie, Cass and Anna
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"I'm up for exploring!"

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"Cool. There's a lot of interesting rich-person junk lying around."

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"There's a joke in there about being interested in rich people's junk...."

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"The rich people who lived here were my grandparents, so, ew."

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Cass giggles unrepentantly.

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"Fair warning, Grandmother was emotionally unavailable," she says flippantly.

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"I feel like that's less of a problem than the part where she's dead!"

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"Well, yes, but you were already warned of that part when you started making innuendo!"

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"Aren't you a rich person?"

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"Arguably, but I don't live like one and I'm a grown-ass woman and it's Mom who owns the money, so also arguably not."

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"If you say so."

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"I guess it depends on the context? I can go to whatever university I want and not panic if I have an unexpected medical bill, but I couldn't go out and buy a shiny car on a whim."

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"Yep, that's a rich person, far as I'm concerned."

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"Aha. Media stereotypes have deceived me."

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"They'll do that!"

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"I should be ashamed, being fooled for a minute. Shame, shame, Edie, no shiny car for you."

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"Someday maybe you'll get good enough to make one."

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"Huh. Maybe. That'd be pretty cool, actually, make a car when you need to go somewhere and let it vanish at your destination."

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"Tragically we're not quite up to that kind of thing. But hey, summer of magic fun, maybe we will be."

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"Well, actually doing that probably wouldn't be much more discreet than just flying everywhere, sadly."

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"Oh, I bet you could figure out how to hide your vanishing car. But it'd be a pain."

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"And explaining why I had no registration or insurance for it to any given police officer would be fun."

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"'Car? What car? There's no car here'," giggles Cass.

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"Yes, because that'll work so well if I ever get pulled over. 'Yes, officer, you decided to randomly accost a pedestrian who was walking on the shoulder. Over the speed limit? I don't think that's biologically possible.'"

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"Well it's not like they'll be able to prove you wrong!"

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