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no, not like the Dragon Magazine compilation
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"Bleh, veggies." The sneevil screws up their face in disgust. "Sneevils throw veggies in the dumpsite! Use boxes to build forts." 

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"My mommy says that you need to eat your veggies to grow big and strong."

It occurs to Elan that this may not be true for sneevils.

"If you're a human, anyway. Hey, if you had friends who liked veggies, and you had boxes full of veggies, would you let your friends eat the veggies instead of throwing them out?"

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"No one like veggies, stoopid." 

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They're really not that bad if you cook them right! If Elan ever finds someone who can cast Plane Shift he should get Belkar over here. Since obviously cooking for sneevils would be the top priority.

Probably "my friend who goes to another school lives in a different world" wouldn't be the best argument, though…

"What if they were a bunnyfolk? Or something else that can only eat plants?"

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