"If you can give up your coveted sports channels."

"Sorry. It looks like you'll have to fund your comedy career yourself, Ali."

"I'll manage."

Chris hands off the box to his daughter, who hands it to Scott.

"Should I walk you guys out?"

"You're very kind," she says, finishing standing up.

"Thanks for having us."

And they walk out.

"Allison, your parents are terrifying."

"What? No they're not. Ade, that went well, right?" 

"Oh no, that was a disaster on so many levels I can't even count them. I honestly don't think I've had to act so much for so long in months."

"Oh. They were being friendlier than usual..."

"Creepy level was through the roof."

"I feel like I was missing a lot of stuff. Was there something going on with her shopping trip?"

"I did not get what was going on with the shopping trip, but the whole dinner had so much subtext you could cut it with a knife. And there's that thing where your parents need to give you permission to do things, that is very weird."

"No, that's normal. The creepy part was how they kept smiling at each other and us all creepily. That was creepy." 

"Guys, I don't think we need to pile on her parents." 

"I don't think that was creepy, people smile at each other, that's pretty normal. And anyway, yeah, let's not do that, it's not nice."

"They're really not bad parents, but they can be a little weird, yeah. Anyway, let's talk about something else."

"Right, like the movie."

"It was good! I thought it balanced the action with emotional stuff pretty well." 

Scott nods.

"It was fun, yeah," she says diplomatically.

"It was nice spending time with you guys. Maybe we could do it again. Somewhere else." 

"We get it, fine, we'll leave you alone so you can kiss her goodbye."

To the Jeep!

Jeep!

"I have the weirdest suspicion her parents know he's a werewolf."

"They were being pretty weird. Don't say anything to Scott, he'll panic, and then we'll be screwed. If they know, that's bad. If they know we know they know, that's worse." 

"His hearing is as good as mine and he also knows they're hunters, if he didn't reach the same conclusions as I did I could just be wrong."