I wanted to learn all the languages and this guy just said I should make all the stuff in the languages part of the library and I wanted to so badly and I couldn't even ask him to do it for me...

I could ask Cam to look in on you.

Would he be willing to make me stuff! I didn't really think about how I'd do food and things...

I'm sure he would make you some things while he's there. Although you could also just come back here for meals.

Yeah but it wouldn't feel very authentic.

I was gonna anyway once I was hungry enough.

I am glad you were not planning to starve in order to feel like a more authentic demon. That would make no sense.

Can't starve, I'm indestructible. Coulda been uncomfortable, though.

Well, fast, if you prefer. Either way.

I really want to really be a demon.

I know. I'm sorry we don't know a way to make that happen yet.

If it won't annoy Cam I'd like it if he stopped by sometimes.

I'll let him know.

And he walks happily through the streets of Hell! It is great! Pretty tacky, but still! Great!

When he gets back to his bungalow Cam is hanging out in it.

"Hi!!!!"

"Hello. I hear you are pretending to be a demon."

"Well actually at first I was just planning to see what Hell was like and meet the demons and see the giant tacky plane of gold but then when I appeared everyone thought I was a demon and it felt great and I realized I couldn't explain I wasn't a demon without explaining there are ways to travel between worlds and that's a secret." Hug?

Sure, Cam will hug the smol. "If anybody asks why you haven't made yourself wings yet tell 'em you don't want to have to size up a dozen times till you're adult height," he advises. "You know you gave Boots quite a scare."

Cling! "That's a good explanation! ...I'm indestructible now, it'd be safe for me to actually have wings, right?"

"Well, the overwhelming majority of things are safe for indestructible people and that is one of them..."

"So then I could just have wings and I wouldn't have to explain why I don't have wings."

"You will in fact have to size up a dozen times," Cam says. "And replace half your wardrobe, and you wouldn't be able to look normal in Elf or human contexts."

"I'd look like a demon. I really wish I were a demon. You get to help so many people and do so much amazing stuff."

"The accomplishment I'm proudest of was before I was a demon."

"Really?"