[Am I not?]

[No, I think that one goes to the girl who found out that her parents had a threesome on their honeymoon when she spontaneously developed tengu characteristics. Bonus points for circumstances of discovery, you see.]

[Ah.]

[Apparently she spontaneously generated wings while she was trying to put on her makeup and jabbed herself in the eyelid with her mascara wand.]

[That sounds inconvenient.]

[It was an awkward conversation with her parents, too. Apparently they hadn't realized either--I mean, one night out of an entire honeymoon, it's not obvious. And she mostly looked like her mom.]

[I have a face but I designed it myself, so it doesn't look overwhelmingly like either parent.]

[That makes sense. What does it look like?]

The brainphone does pictures, apparently.

[Cute.]

[Thanks.]

[If you have a point set up in my world there's not much point to my loitering here, right?]

[Not unless you want to take in the scenery or chat with Bar.]

[Not especially. I think I'm going to go home and tell my loved ones the metaphorical woodsman got the metaphorical big bad wolf.]

[Of course.]

[...There's not much point in saying goodbye, is there, considering you're not physically present anyways and I can contact you from my universe.]

[Yup.]