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in which kelsey's brain continues to want to throw a sad spike at things and bard is very accommodating
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Oh, well, if it's only several centuries of torture for a few hundred people and the deaths of a couple hundred thousand still-babies-by-elf-standards orcs, and then after that maybe we can rope someone else into this to stab a different baby and stain our souls just as much anyway.

- Thank you for telling me.

 

She pets her dog.

"What d'you think, boy?"

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I think you should ignore all of these people and their absurd problems and focus exclusively on going home.

This is probably why I am not the hero part of this team.

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Very weak laugh. Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

 

 

 

"All right then. Let's kill a god."

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Karen -

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Yeah?

- would you do it if it had to be you? If somehow the universe were shaped differently and - would you do it?

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- I mean, yes. 

But I'm not a kid. And nothing can hurt me once I die.

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Yeah, well.

S' how it is.

It won't even be that hard. I don't think it's the sort of thing you really fail at. Just have to - keep eating and breathing and existing while things happen. Although I guess I might theoretically die before we even finish, that's a thing that happens sometimes when you try to give birth in a preindustrial society that didn't know what germ theory was until like a week ago -

 

- I think I might need some more hugs.

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Scoop.

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She's just going to cry for a bit actually.

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I guess I'm gonna have to talk to Ryan or something.

I - should maybe do that when I'm less upset, possibly, I guess -

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Yeah. No hurry.

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Yeah. I guess.

What - what're you gonna tell people about - stuff -

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It - really seems like you and Ryan should talk first actually. I'll tell them there might be something.

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Yeah.

I'm just gonna - I dunno, sit here and be sad for another day and see if tomorrow I can pull off a convincing 'hi, want to save the world?' and not - whatever I'm at now.

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Do you want me to go?

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Kind of really want the opposite of that for now.

I guess I also kinda want food or something.

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They can bring food, yeah.

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OK. Food is good.

 

I miss - I miss Connor and Azalea and Dennis and Zeke, and sometimes being able to help people without doing anything really horrible, and I miss my room, and I miss the batcave, and I miss Mass, and school - I think I miss homework - I miss gym class so much - and we're never going to have any of it again, ever, or - I guess you and Wishbone might make it that far again, someday, but - this is just it now. For me. This is it.

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Hey, we'll get you back someday. That was on the agenda even before there was any reason to think you might be someplace awful.

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Ah.

Well - good luck, I guess.

 

- we can baptize them beforehand, right, before - before the other thing -

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It doesn't even sound like they have to die the same day? .... we shouldn't wait just because but - I don't think it'd be a hurry -

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OK. That's - not OK but it's better.

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Mmhmm.

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I just don't want them to hurt just because - I don't want anyone to hurt.

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