This city's nights aren't what they used to be, the vampire hunter muses to herself as she stalks the dark alleys of Los Angeles. Naturally, it was her goal, it's good that vampires are so much rarer nowadays and that people are much safer. It's just very boring.

She turns another corner, throws her carefully-carved leather-handled stake up higher than it should go then catches it again.

It's lucky the multiverse is so large, she continues to muse, because she thinks there's a decent chance the Earth will become wholly and entirely boring in her lifetime, and so she'll have to go hunting for other problems to solve. It'll be an adventure.

Throw stake up, turn another corner, catch stake.