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A Decima summons Eldritch Ira to the Naruto-verse
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-That is a not-very-happy noise from the eldritch being.

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"It's not the same," Ant says to the horror. To Hisame: "No, you're not, but where I come from you're not supposed to be a soldier till you turn eighteen."

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"...That's a long time. Is there a lot of training to do where you're from? And what's not the same?"

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"I mean...there's school? Not...training as such. Not unless you're like...an athlete, or in military school I suppose? Are you in military school?"

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"I graduated a month ago. Where you're from people my age can't fight?" Might not be best opportunity for her to get out of here, then, if they're going to object to her murdering people...

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"I mean. We can't fight in wars, but loads of us fight anyway. Gangs and stuff. It was pretty cool the time I took over a gang because I didn't like what they were doing."

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Oh, that's alright.

"That sounds fun! I don't like it here. If I did that, I'd have to hand over control to some approved spy."

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"Have you considered doing it and just...not handing it over?"

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"They might try to seize control anyways. And they'll know. It's very limiting, being here."

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"That sucks."

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"Would you like to try?" The woman who is now stood there is utterly unnatural - her appearance a little too perfect, her voice not quite coming from her, her lips not even moving.

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"Try what?"

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"Getting away. Fighting them. Winning."

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"That would be delightful."

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"Then that's what we'll do."

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"Oh, I don't know whether I want to vanish mysteriously in the night or cause some mayhem on my way out."

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"Mysteriously vanishing gives you a head start, but mayhem sets the tone."

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"It's a very tough decision! My sister caused quite a bit of mayhem - albeit contained, so she could flee easily - and I don't want to be seen as derivative, is another consideration."

"Hm. Is it at all possible to do both - or to cause mayhem in the course of mysteriously vanishing? Even just destroying these buildings in some strange way will cause concern..."

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"Oooh. How about taking the buildings with us? Leaving this spot empty?"

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"Hm. That's not impossible to do with chakra, but it'd be difficult, and would be noticeable..."

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"What would be impossible?"

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"Hm! Not much. Some things would be prohibitively difficult - like making the buildings move in ways they shouldn't. Someone could mimic that with Mokuton, but no one has that anymore. Unfortunately chakra can do many, many things."

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"Sounds like we need to figure out something impossible! But for now: let's steal these buildings!"

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"Yes, let's!"

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"Take us away, Ira!"

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