nope 

Chris came in through a window and said he'd heard you let cute teenage mutants stay in your penthouse if they suck your dick 

I did not contradict him but I can do that if you think it's a good idea 

currently he's distracted with how cute Lev is 

also he thinks I'm a mutant and I'm not planning on disagreeing 

good idea, there aren't that many lab accidents floating around

I am... not super interested in dating a new person

and probably should not let random teenagers stay in my penthouse unless they're vetted by z

is lev okay with this

Lev is too busy being made out with by a hot guy to remember that he had objections to this happening in the first place. The hot guy has somehow wound up in his lap. How do these things happen. 

He pulls away and says, "you're really hot."

Those were words! Words means he gets to give Lev a blowjob!

He slithers down so he's kneeling between Lev's legs and starts trying to take off his pants.

UM.

lev seems fine with this 

"Lev, do you want him to suck you off?" 

"...n... o?"

He sits back and crosses his arms. 

"Alright." He puts the phone down and hugs Lev. 

"So how does the deal work specifically?" Chris asks.

"There's no deal. I'm dating Asher because he's great, and Lev lives here because he can't live with his family and I dragged him here in the middle of the night and Asher agreed to let him stay." 

"Aw, man, that sucks. I guess 'fuck a guy with great abs, get to live in a penthouse' is too good to be true."

"Also he's not interested in fucking people he's not dating and he says he doesn't want to start dating another person and you don't seem like his type anyway. — It's possible he'll let you stay anyway depending but don't, like, count on it." Sasha's still hugging Lev. 

"It looks like he makes you go to school, anyway. I'd rather suck dick for cash down by the pier, they don't make me try to learn algebra."

Well, that's... concerning.

"He's not making me do anything, if I stopped going to school he'd be concerned but any actual consquences would not come from him." 

upd8 the lizard boy is also an underage prostitute 

great! that's great

it's bad policy to let anybody who breaks into my penthouse live there but god would I feel like shit about it

"Why would you go to school if you're already fucking a billionaire?"

"Because, one, I have a family and they'd be super concerned and it'd be hard to give them an explanation they'd be satisfied with and also hide all of the everything from them, two, it's the path of least resistance, and three, I would rather not make life plans that rely on my billionaire boyfriend on account of how sometimes people break up." 

apparently he'd rather suck dick for money at the pier than go to school. do with this information what you will 

"My brother's really concerned about me but that doesn't mean I'm going to go around studying algebra when I could be getting high and getting laid. And how to survive after you break up with him really seems like a problem you can solve after you break up with him." 

"I realize I'm the only person in the conversation who thinks this but algebra is in fact fun and interesting."

"You are a mutant."

"There are math things that are fun and you could sell me on algebra being one of them, and no, actually, that does not sound like a problem to solve after I break up with him, it sounds like the opposite of that, and also I'm pretty sure you're a mutant." 

"Yes, but I have a cool mutation and not a stupid mutation that makes me like algebra."

Lev is about to object to this but come to think if it before he had his mutation he actually was way less fond of algebra.