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"...it does. Why do you know what time it is in Dallas? Weren't you in prison on a different planet for years?"

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<...yes?>

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"Andalites have ridiculous time sense. Real Andalites; morphing them doesn't get it. Although to be fair this is on the upper end of ridiculousness. Anyway, at that hour she will maybe be having breakfast but not be doing anything time sensitive."

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<I did not have much else to do with my brain. Shall we go get her from Dallas?>

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"Yeah - although I don't think we should just appear in her hotel room, I'll call her first."

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"And Finleran is at your headquarters still?" Pop, now everyone's back in New World.

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"Yep." Bella picks up a phone.

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Finleran, we're - he sends the surroundings - collecting everybody to go give magic. Can you join us?

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He does. He sees Matirin and leaps forwards and past him, and then circles back around; their tails twine. 

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Awwwwwwwwwww. "Hi Andi! Is this an okay time?"

(Elf ears will be able to hear: "Yeah, as of five minutes ago, what's up?")

"Things got weirder again!"

"Like, how weirder?"

"Like way weirder, but good weirder. Where should I meet you so you can receive magical powers?"

"Whoa, seriously?"

"Seriously!"

"Uh, I was about to see if the continental breakfast was made of food or just overdone bacon and sad apples, but I can go back up to my room?"

"Cool. Send me a picture of the room."

"Will do one sec -" Pause. "Here you go."

"Be there in a jiffy! Put up the do not disturb sign!"

"Okay!"

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Bella finds the picture of the hotel room and displays it.

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He takes him and Kib and Bella; the Andalites would take up a lot of space and can Andalite for a minute anyway.

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"Holy shit it's you what are you doing here? And for some reason you decided you needed to be prettier, like, wow, give the teenage girls of the world a break, dude."

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"Hello, Andi. I'm not Matirin, I am prettier than his human morph because I'm not human, Bella do you want to explain here or in Vanda Nossëo?"

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"Executive summary - alternate universes, they contain versions of people, including me and Matirin, but not you it's weird and those other Bells are the poorer for it, magic powers, want to go see an elf city?"

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"Hell yeah I want to go see an elf city."

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"Great!" Pop back to pick up Matirin and Finleran. "So dimensions are adjacent to other dimensions, and Vanda Nossëo's a few hops from here - they'll be fast hops, but some people find it a little disconcerting."

Aurum - Shadow - Edda. Vanda Nossëo is built into the foothills of a mountain range, arches and rivers and bridges and elaborate auditoriums and concert halls, most of them open to the air, all in stunningly intricate stone.

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"Wow! So, Not Matirin, you're an elf? Do you live here?"

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"Actually, no, I live on Shine, which is another Elf planet. There are five Earths and even more versions of my home world. This is the headquarters of a sort of interdimensional government of which Shine is a member world. One of the things they do is collect and mass-produce useful magic things and sell them for absurd amounts of money; if you need anything magic or anything money can buy you can come here and take it - they've got a running list somewhere of what else the money's doing, so you can assess whether you should do that, but Elves are really prosocial and so anyone can."

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"...just... show up and take... stuff?"

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He opens a door and ushers them into a building. "Eidetic memory necklace - you need it to learn our spells - unless all of you want the indelible version, instances of me get it because of paranoia but it takes ten times as long - might be worth it if it turns out necklaces don't morph with you - these give you Elven eyesight, try them on, they're very popular - I should have someone whip up a ring that glows in the presence of Yeerks, and in the presence of someone morphed, those should both be straightforward - we have rings for balance and stamina and energy and concentration and so on though Bella you'll want to fix your clumsiness with Loki's grace spell if you haven't already - these necklaces give you boundless working memory, they were mainly for the Hex crowd - and an Allspeak wand, boop boop now you can understand any language, here's the user manual."

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"I booped her with the grace spell already."

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"...wow holy shit, stuff. I could probably morph the necklaces if they were snugger? Do they come in choker?"

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"We don't have one like that here but I can get you one, it'd work just fine in principle. Gem, can you turn this necklace into a choker without messing with its native magic?"

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