What the hell is his life, oh right it's a simulation full of porn and awesome. "You two are unequivocally the best," he mumbles into his hands, which seem to be stuck to his face.

Part of him feels like he should explain to the random hot guy that, in fact, Lev is completely straight and is having gay sex for complicated paraphilia-related reasons, but probably the Erogame would not run him into someone who would mind, and also Asher is making out with him with Bruce's dick in between them and this is pretty distracting.

+1 ERO for getting a blowjob in public, getting caught, and having the other guy join in. 

+1 ERO for enthusiastic attempts to, as it were, grind ERO.

A skill has been created by a special action! Sex in public has created the skill Convenient Censoring.

Skills/Convenient Censoring

Convenient Censoring. Lvl 1. Passive.

When you are naked, masturbating, or having sex in public, your naughty bits or behavior will be conveniently obscured by objects, people, or your clothes. You may at will modify this skill for complete, partial, or no obscuration. By default, the parameters of this skill are determined by PRV, ERO, and social context. People may still notice and respond to sounds and facial expressions you make.

Fourteen ERO, wicked. And conveniently obscured from what angle, just from anyone looking? What happens if he stands in an open space surrounded by people, sets it to full obscuration, and gets nude? Maybe "the parameters of this skill" means it won't work in that case. Maybe he's performing for an audience of aliens right now and the censoring objects are placed relative to the camera.  That thought should not be as hot as it is. Anyway, none of this is as important as the problem that he can tell Lev and Asher are making out down there and the angle is all wrong for him to watch. Maybe if he leans sideways and twists his head like he's trying to drink out of a faucet? Yeah, that works.

This is an unusually sexy day but Asher is rolling with it. 

--girl, she's a girl and she's sucking her boyfriend off and making out with a hot guy at the same time and maybe later they're both going to take turns fucking her, something happened and it turned a bunch of guys into girls, hot horny girls, and now it's okay to have sex in public because--

It occurs to her that, given the Erogame, something could happen that turns a bunch of guys including herself into hot horny girls, and then she makes a whimpering noise and almost swallows her tongue.

Bruce can't hear this train of thought and therefore cannot try to get a quest for turning people into hot horny girls, but he can hear the whimpering noise, and would probably melt out of his chair if not for all the limbs in the way.

Eventually they manage to coordinate so that Asher is sucking Bruce's dick and Leia is licking his balls.

Well, that's a novel and extremely pleasant sensation! Also now that they're out of each other's way he can pet both of their hair at the same time! He only manages not to come embarassingly quickly because he already came once today, or possibly because he put all those points in FUK.

A person passes and looks at his face suspiciously, then shrugs.

Deep-throating is fun.

Yup, nothing to see here, he's just really enthusiastic about these textbooks.

Once nobody is looking, he holds his breath and comes with a shudder instead of a moan.

A skill has been unlocked by a special action! Hiding your sex noises has created the skill Muffled Moans.

Info/Skills/Muffled Moans

Muffled Moans: Lvl 1. Active. 1 SUB / 40 seconds.

So long as you are trying hard to keep quiet, any moans that escape you anyway will fail to alert anyone in the next room over, however thin the walls. (Provided they are not actively listening, sexually aroused, romantically entangled, or otherwise interested in participation.) Louder cries will travel to other rooms in the same living unit, but not other living units in the same structure, or neighboring houses.

Quest available: Come Out And Level Up

Raise ERO to 20 within the next 48 hours.

Success: +1 SED, +1 FUK, +10,000 XP
Failure: Shame and dishonor.

Huh, cool skill. Though these library stacks don't really divide nicely into rooms and he's not in a living unit,so right now it just highlights his questionable life choices. Which he's about to make a whole bunch more of, because he just got dared to get six points of ERO in 48 hours, and while he has got ten unspent stat points his sense of fair play isn't going to be satisfied that easily. He'll give the quest an honest try and only use those points if it gets down to the wire. And he doesn't think he'll need them if he can get Asher's help.

He takes a few deep breaths and slides himself under the table while putting his dick away. "Asher," he mutters, "I owe you a blowjob but also I owe you a piece of information. It's going to sound crazy but I'm not crazy, Aarons can back me up."

"...I like crazy things."

Definitely not the worst response!

"My life . . . is some kind of weird sex game. I have stats and levels and it gives me quests and I got a stat bonus for the public sex just now. And . . . I think whatever runs the game mighthavebeenmakingyourunintomeabunchsorry."

He hopes Asher isn't annoyed about the, whatever this is. Sexually harrassive coincidence management? Accessory to being a pawn of destiny? He seems to have been enjoying the results but that doesn't necessarily make it not shitty.

"...he's not having a psychotic break."

"Well, he can shapeshift."

"...There are weird all-powerful sex magic aliens trying to get me laid. Cool."

Thank goodness. Unless Asher was mind-controlled into feeling that way, in which case fuck you, bastard aliens. At least Bruce wasn't mind-controlled into not thinking of the possibility? But now he's thinking of arguments against it . . . Agh, that way lies having an actual psychotic break, if his brain has nothing useful to say it should at least shut up.

"So. Yeah. Um, do you have questions, you probably have questions, possibly I have answers, possibly we should be having this conversation not under a table."

"That seems reasonable." He gets out from under the table. "...Do you know what the sex magic aliens want?"

"I think they want me to have a lot of sex and possibly also romantic relationships? Right now they want me to grind the 'how implausible my life is' stat, that's not me being funny I actually just got a quest about it. They asked me to find out Aarons' darkest secrets but I told them to fuck off and they haven't asked again."

He has opinions about Bruce telling everyone about the fact that he has dark secrets!

"...Well, probably you should explain everything, and then I can help. I was having a ton of implausible sex even before there were magic sex aliens involved."

Bruce would feel super guilty and apologize if Aarons objected, but he is pretty sure everyone has secrets, actually. He had several even before the Erogame, like how he's not nearly as good at his classes as his grades seem to indicate and how he's forgotten the name of nearly everyone in his dorm and now it's too late to ask again, and apparently also that he's bi. Having secrets isn't a secret.

Bruce reads off his stat screen and his current quests. He doesn't mention the plan to go to the makeup store, because he wants that to be just him and Aarons. Asher joining in and being excessively handsome already would make it too intimidating for the two of them.