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"You read omegaverse porn???" I-jin asks after the moment of stunned shock, lighting up like a Christmas tree. "I'm not gonna question your heterosexuality over that too much because everyone knows omegaverse is, like, objectively hot, but come on man you've been holding out on me, I have so many recs, hang on—" He grabs his phone and starts scrolling through them.

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Never mind.

"I am not going to read the porn you recommend me, gayboy."

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"Yeah you are, shut up, maybe you and your new boy can act some of that stuff out."

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Oh his mind did not need to go there.

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Okay, Woo-young is going to just be chill about this because quite honestly at this point he thinks Park Yoo-min is right and the gentle hand of guiding touch will get him laid.

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"Why am I friends with all of you," asks Yeo-ji, hanging his head in despair.

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"Kinda sus that neither of you're arguing," observes Dawoon.

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"Oh I'm just a guest? I'm sure you make fun of each other like this all the time, you seem like the type? Come up with whatever explanation you want, I just work here."

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"And you?"

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"What do you want me to say? 'No I'm not going to act out some perv's mpreg kink scene with my esper partner whom I met yesterday'? If there is one thing I have learned about Jin in the years we've known each other it's that sometimes it's best to pretend he doesn't exist."

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"Rude."

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"But correct!"

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"We're getting everything, right, boys?"

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"Why're you even asking? It's been a while but not that long a while, come on, none of us got replaced by aliens."

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"Tae-hwan did."

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"Did not."

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"You didn't even bother getting brown coloured contacts, come on, you're such a fake."

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"Espers very commonly get their eyes and hair changing upon awakening, and it's always to complexion that they find on reflection they like."

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"Wow, did you have the Wikipedia page memorised or something?"

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Yeo-ji gives him the finger.

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I-jin looks at Tae-hwan and Woo-young again.

"Which of y—"

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"I am begging you to please think about whether the question you're about to ask is appropriate for a hyung you met literally today who is also an internationally famous esper and responsible for keeping one of your best friends alive."

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He closes his mouth.

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