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"Keeps me from tripping. I can fly and shoot and so on fine but I have the worst time with tripping, this thing probably saved my life. Not because I would have fallen off a cliff, mind, but my mother was presumably weighing 'precocious at magic' against 'embarrassingly klutzy' and if there hadn't been a direct way to compensate -" She draws her finger over her throat. "Then again maybe I'd've been fine, she was a softie as they go."

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"People'd kill their kid for being clumsy?"

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"...look, if you're expected to kill at least half of them, a lot of things start looking like great excuses."

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"I guess. 

What happened to her -"

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"Got awfully mopey when my dad died. Had a fight with her mom and her aunt both about getting a new one. Not sure which of them killed her."

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"Man.

'm glad you got out."

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"Mm-hm."

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There are bats, and giant scorpions, and rock slimes, further in. 

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She shoots at these with her crossbow or the occasional zap of crackly black force or frost as the situation seems to warrant, though some of the bats are harmless.

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Hagan seems very pleased to know which bats are harmless and is fairly meticulous about not killing them, going forwards.

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"And those ones are good eating. ...for me, I don't know if you'd like them."

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"Do drow slaves mostly eat the same things as drow? - or can they do so safely, I guess there's probably fanciness stuff."

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"They don't get bat because we don't farm bat, we hunt it wild. They eat the same farm products."

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"I think I'll try it." 

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Fazil sighs.

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"There isn't a lot of meat on one. Good in soup broth with mushrooms and root veggies though."

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"Well we have some of that packed. Stretching our food supply is responsible," he adds to Fazil. "Gonna have to feed all those people on the way out."

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"I didn't object," he says. "I'm also not going to approve because if you get sick I don't want you saying it was my idea."

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He shoots some bats. 

"Alright, is there a trick here -"

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"Well, you don't want to just eat it whole, but I think you skin it and debone it like anything else. You want me to show you?"

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"- yeah. Thanks."

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She has a knife. She takes apart a bat.

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He watches, and then takes apart the remaining bats. And they can have bat stew, though he will only have a little because you never know if it'll turn out deadly to humans or something.

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She will take any stew he doesn't want. Om nom. It tastes sort of like alligator crossed with rabbit.

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Lotta work for the meat but if it turns out to be safe for humans and halflings it'll probably be helpful on their way back out. 

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