"You know, the thing where to walk from here to, for example, the Chi Beta Gamma house you have to cross an unknowable distance that doesn't feel like anything?"

"Oh, are you a Chi Beta Gamma boy? I should've known, they're all hot. Or at least the hot ones are."

What little hope he had is dwindling fast.

"I am, but that's not the point. I mean, have you ever tried to walk there? Or anywhere outside Britechester?"

"I'm not really a walking kind of girlie, I prefer riding in cars."

...okay, different tack. "Lilith, are you a Foxbury Institute student?"

"Yeah, I am. I'm a psychology major."

"Do you enjoy your classes?"

"Yeah, they're alright."

"What's your favorite class?"

"Oh, that's hard... I think Clinical Psychology 101?"

"What's the name of the person who teaches that class?"

"...I don't know."

"Who sits next to you in class?"

"I don't know."

"How many people are in your classroom?"

"Ugh, can we talk about something else? I don't want to talk about class right now."

"I'm sorry. We can talk about something else. Where do you live?"

"Oh I live here in Britechester with my twin sister Angela."

Hmm.

"What's Angela like?"

"Oh we're like, total opposites. She's super preppy and such a normie."

"Do the two of you not get along?"

"Eh, we get along alright."

"Lilith, do you like butterflies?"

"I like all bugs but butterflies are kind of boring."

"What did you say your major was again?"