"I'm straight by the way."

"We'll see about that."

"...oh."

...that's hot.

Anyway, enough talking, Peter wants to give Eric his birthday gift.

Happy birthday to Eric.

"Eric where were you?" Zach asks Eric when he and the other two emerge from the stairs. "People are about to sing happy birthday."

"We were having sex," he responds, pointing at Peter and Doyoon with a thumb.

"We were!" he agrees.

Doyoon dressed up to his swimsuit but Peter and Eric are both naked (he just followed Eric's suit when Eric didn't dress back up) and literally no one is commenting on that fact, apparently? Not even Zach?

Okay. Sure. He supposes that's cool. He just came twice so his dick isn't reacting but that'd definitely be the kind of thing that would've made it.

"—and you didn't think to invite me? Rude!"

UM.

"Maybe next time."

UM?????

"Anyway happy birthday to us come on!"

"Coming!"

They probably just meant like taking turns and stuff, get your mind out of the gutter, they're brothers.

Both of them teleport behind the layered cake that goes up to about chest height.

And then Lucas starts singing happy birthday and everyone else starts singing along.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yes happy birthday to you et c

There are far too many candles for them to just blow them all without spitting all over the cake so they blow a couple and then Eric just magics the rest of them off.

And then: cake! Eric's getting his own slice and escaping.

"Hold on you bastard," says Zachary long-sufferingly. "Everyone! Announcement! I'm getting married tomorrow at 11! Everyone's invited! That was all."

Everyone cheers at that.