That was. Fast.

"He says he's straight."

"I can fix him."

"Good luck."

"Don't go getting your heart broken." Though who knows, with how fast Sims seem to get by maybe they'll be married by Tuesday.

"If anyone's breaking any hearts it's me."

"He's right."

"Well, don't break Tae-hwan's heart, he's my friend."

"I'm not gonna break his heart! I like him!"

"Just saying.

"Hey, by the way, since you're here, Zach said he'd be down for teaching me magic in exchange for my body. You want in on that?"

He squints at Peter, then at Zach, then he looks at Peter again. "I can teach you magic and we can fuck but those things are separate."

"Don't ruin my joke."

"Oh so you mean your twin was just messing with me?"

...wow Peter really is reducing the complexity of the shit he says to match the tone, huh. That's depressing. But it might be effective.

"Yes! He's nice, he'd teach you magic anyway."

"It's true, I would."

"Anyway let's go outside and dance," says Eric.

"Okay!"

"Sure." There's a whole DJ out there, he supposes. No reason not to make use of the source of entertainment.

Eric leaves his plate (now no longer containing cake) on the kitchen counter then walks outside. He looks around, spots Tae-hwan in the pool, and makes a beeline for the edge closest to him. "Tae-hwan! Come dance with me!"

"I'm not good at dancing!"

"Me neither! But it's fun!"

"Okay!" He pulls himself out of the pool and joins Eric near the DJ booth so they can both dance in extremely silly and goofy ways.

"...that's really cute."

"I think Eric really likes Tae-hwan."

"Yeah, I can tell."

Zach decides they're now close enough to what's passing for a dance floor to pull Peter in close and grind against him to the beat.