🔔traceless: they invited me! it is on my work profile that I have this protocol now for dungeons that are going to be hitting me in the brain a lot! they should write to their elected representatives or something.

yoo-min-max: you're right they should

🐠nemo: can u imagine like "omg my son's life was saved by a HOMO how DARE you allow them in our country"

🔔traceless: I can indeed imagine this. I was imagining it with relish throughout the process, I spent more intervals outside the dungeon than usual.
🔔traceless: getting my smooch on.

taegun fan no. 1183: you 2 looked so cuuuuuuute together

yoo-min-max: @SenSoJoo this could be us but u playin'

SenSoJoo: ^.^

🍸nomu?: lmaoooooo @yoo-min-max just give up already

yoo-min-max: never!

🍉melonmelon: a million malaysians are incognito on ao3 right now probably
🍉melonmelon: something has been awakened in them

💤Zzzzgirl: yessssss.
💤Zzzzgirl: this is how we bring about world peace and equality
💤Zzzzgirl: send in the pretty boys to save lives and SMOOCH about it

🔔traceless: what even is the extradition situation. if someone had made a federal case out of it

kitkatcat: there isn't one, if they tried it they would forfeit all international assistance in clearing dungeons
kitkatcat: it also wouldn't work because we'd obviously fight the country for you
kitkatcat: but even without that they would have bigger problems

💤Zzzzgirl: esper immunity, baby!

🔔traceless: man how strong is that. can I get away with murder
🔔traceless: maybe just grand theft auto
🔔traceless: a little art fraud, a little open water piracy

kitkatcat: lol! no crimes unless it's dungeon related, sorry
kitkatcat: but since it was in your duties of closing the dungeon they asked for help with
kitkatcat: best they can do now is pout and be pickier about asking for help

🍵Tconnoisseur: 'Yes hello before you enter the dungeon that's kidnapping people, can you fill out this survey on your sexuality, it's vital to national security'?

kitkatcat: more like before letting them teleport into the country, otherwise yeah
kitkatcat: spoiler: they probably won't do that.

🍉melonmelon: it's on his blog
🍉melonmelon: new rule you have to read imported espers' blogs before you can borrow them

kitkatcat: ehh they're not exactly the ones who pick out the espers that get sent, or they'd be picking stupid things. @ChoiBokBok you want to come explain? your department, not mine.

ChoiBokBok: requests get sent to the guild, or a set of guilds, and then we sort out who would be best leveraged where
ChoiBokBok: otherwise everyone would be picking famous people instead of who's actually best for what
ChoiBokBok: or without scouting first or w/e

🔔traceless: well, if I wasn't famous in Malaysia before,

💤Zzzzgirl: lol!
💤Zzzzgirl: famous for SMOOCH

🔔traceless: smooch in CONTEXT of LIFESAVING

🐠nemo: bet they thought getting help from a Korean guild was gonna spare them the headache lol
🐠nemo: ask for help from a homophobic country too and shit

taegun fan no. 1183: get rekt malaysia x2

yoo-min-max: that'd be so fucking stupid though
yoo-min-max: actually it's stupid to think that'd even matter, the statistics on what espers do for guiding are not on their side
yoo-min-max: did you guys know that a survey of American espers said that 50% of them identify as at least bicurious?
yoo-min-max: guiding dick and/or pussy too bomb

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🚫do-not-jin: That's for both of you @yoo-min-max and @nemo

🔔traceless: it is far too bomb though he's right

taegun fan no. 1183: 😳😳😳😳😳

nomu? has changed their nickname to guiding this and/or that too bomb

🚫do-not-jin: I must've greatly offended my ancestors at some point in my life

🍸guiding this and/or that too bomb: lololol

🍉melonmelon: maybe I should be gayer. to stick it to malaysia