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"It's not a vacation."

 

"...but...I don't know what it is."

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"Then how do you know it's not a vacation?"

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"Have you met him?"

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He's worried about him.

 

She turns and walks silently over to the freezer; twists the ice tray to pop out the cubes; fills a glass and offers it to -- apparently -- Satan's personal assistant.

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“...thank you,” he says, evidently caught a little off-guard.

He sips it quietly in the corner.

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She sits on the bed to take her shoes off.

"You got a name?"

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“Cato.”

Sip.

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"Like the Elder?"

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He makes a face.

“Like the Younger, if I have to pick either.”

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"I don't actually know much about either beyond carthago delenda est."

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“The Elder banned women wearing more than one color and the Younger was a stubborn asshole. That’s all I have off the top of my head.”

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"--oh, and Dante made the Younger a virtuous pagan. Put him in Purgatory and everything."

Shoes on the shoe rack. Socks balled up and tossed half-heartedly in the general direction of the laundry basket.

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He walks over to drop the socks in the basket.

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She takes her shirt off and tosses that just short of the basket, too.

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He puts that in the basket, too.

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Bra.

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Basket.

(Really?)

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"Huh."

 

She pries herself off the bed long enough to set the air conditioner to arctic.

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“...can I sit in your chair?”

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"...is this a polite thing, or a vampire thing?"

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“It just...feels weird. To use your furniture. Without asking.”

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"Uh. Go ahead, I guess."

She sits back down on her bed, and wraps herself in the blankets for insulation from the blasting air conditioner.

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He sits down, huddles in a little on himself.

“Thanks.”

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"So ... what's it like? Being, uh, Satan's PA?"

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"It's a nightmare."

Sip.

"But I wouldn't do anything else."

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