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let's see if cricket and hye-jin are pals
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"I mostly get pigeons because nobody will miss them. I try to hunt the ugliest ones so the next generation of pigeons will be prettier. Squab is pretty tasty even though it makes Haru nervous that I eat raw feral birds."

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"That makes sense. Probably you're okay? I haven't heard of any monster catching any kind of ordinary Earth disease, but I guess even if I'm wrong, Quasar's got a healer on staff. They'd heal an esper if they caught something. Can I recommend seagulls to you? They're little assholes and people will actively celebrate their loss."

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"Seagulls are bigger and meaner. I could lose an eye."

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"Ah, damn. One more thing to hate them for. They probably have a redeeming quality, somewhere, but it's sure hard to think of one."

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"If I were still big I could eat them for sure."

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"I am sorry for your loss. You must have been magnificent when you were big. You still are, of course, just. Seagulls should also fear you."

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"I was venomous too."

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"Ooo! What kind of venom?"

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"I don't know. Nobody got a sample before the dungeon died."

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"Aw. I bet it would have had really neat properties. A lot of dungeon venoms and poisons can get extremely weird. With your ability to fly it might've given things vertigo, or something even stranger."

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"Maybe! Not very useful though."

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"It could be for catching flying prey! One tiny bite or venomous claw swipe, and it falls to the ground with a crunch. But not as good for things on the ground, yeah. Could have been an anti-gravity effect, maybe? Things floating helplessly where you can pick them off at your leisure? I've heard of those before, and it would explain why you didn't get to keep it. Those sorts of effects don't tend to make it past the dungeon's death."

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"My claws weren't poisonous, just my bite. Planes." Cricket pounces on one and wrestles it to the ground.

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Adorable. Hye-jin otherwise leaves the planes be, the bubble of hot air diverting them neatly.

"Oh, hm. But the claws would be so efficient, they're clearly your primary weapons? I think I now take some issue with your dungeon's design sensibilities, that's very inefficient. ... Do you want me to carry that for you?"

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"My plane? No, it's not in very good condition any more." He bats it wunder a nearby paper stack and moves on. "I smell another one."

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Nod! Onwards. Dungeoning with a winged cat is kind of great, actually, and she missed speaking in Japanese. She does it with Tae-gun sometimes, sure, but usually they swap back to Korean because they're in Korea. Now she has a responsibility to speak Japanese! It's nice.

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The third person can be saved and wrapped up and escorted out, and the fourth, and so on, till his escort needs a break or her ice guy shows up to throw off the routine.

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