"- uh? Okay?"

And he does.

He haaaaaaaates that smile. By which he means, every time he sees that smile he wants to kiss it and it's frustrating that he can't.

"I'ma cut to the chase. Do you have a boyfriend? And if not, wanna go out with me?"

"- oh. Uh, I don't, and - sure, why not."

"—really?" Wait, no, cool and confident. "Awesome. Are you an after school date kinda guy or a weekend date kinda guy? And—do you want to call me Yutaka?"

"Sure. You can call me Haru. And I don't know, I haven't really dated."

"...really? With a face like yours? I know Japan's homophobic, but..."

"I'm also not very sociable!"

"Well, I hope I won't disappoint, then. So, after school sometime or wait 'til the weekend? And you got some dream date activities or should I just do my best?"

"I dunno - dinner? After school's good, I have a thing but it can wait till after dinner."

If he has a thing that'll wait until after dinner that means they're not fucking on their first date. Which, well, if this is Haru's first date ever, he supposes shouldn't be too surprising. "Dinner it is." And he still doesn't know what the fuck is up with Swan. Nor, really, why it's bugging him so much. He just feels like he's missing something.

"Text me." Number on a notebook corner.

God this boy is attractive. And no one's gone after him? Ever?? Madness. "Yes, sir." But they still have class.

Okay Haru's in a background amazing mood but there is a little blush there. But yes. Class.

change of plans

I got a date

wow that was fast

wait

was that why you were frustrated?

were you pining over some guy?

yep

i still wanna shag, mind you

but it can be after

no respect for a man's time

you saying you don't have time for me tonight?

as a matter of fact i am

i need to sleep early tonight

got a fucking

group presentation tomorrow morning

pray for me

may the Devil fuck you in the ass with His own three-pronged dick

amen

Tra la la la la life is amazing.

Iwasaki Iemasa would really prefer that Yutaka use a driver to take him places rather than drive, himself, but Yutaka does not particularly want Iwasaki-san to know what he gets up to or what boys he takes on dates. If Iwasaki-san wishes to spy on his son, he should do that honestly. And until then, his son gets to pick boys up for dinner dates in his cool car.

Haru provides the address of his apartment building! He's waiting outside.

Here's the cool car! It's electric. "Good evening Haru-san," he says, stepping out so he can open the door for his date like a proper gentleman.