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Conan Exiles James really appeals to some silvers.
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Well, even if some people are not willing to indulge a complete stranger after being possessed by the artifact of unspeakable evil, Thomas and Taharqi can have fun. They take some shots with the battleground behind them, some close-ups of the statues. He gets Taharqi to pose "heroically" at least once, weapon brandished, one foot on the ground, the other stepping on a statue's head.

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This day is going... weirdly.

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"Okay, I think we have enough to show to the guys. Do you have anything pending to do here?" Thomas asks them both.

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"No."

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"Nope! Out we go."

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Out they go on their merry way.

Well, merry filled-with-sneaky-around-apes way.

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"You know they are not very hard to kill," says Razma when they are sufficiently sneaked to be able to talk.

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"Yes but they look far too much like people for me to want to do that as a first resort."

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"...and you care about that. Okay."

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"He is such a sweetheart. Not slaughtering his way through his problems."

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"I take it you're new to the Exiled Lands."

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"Yes, I am. Do you have touristic recommendations?"

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"Yes: stay away from everyone else."

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"Noted. I haven't had the pleasure to interact with that many people anyway."

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"Your crazy friend here will be giving you the wrong idea on how... friendly... people can get."

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"Or the right idea."

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"The right wrong idea," Thomas pronounces is sagely tones, "but thanks for the warning."

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She rolls her eyes but doesn't pursue that line of conversation any further.

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Thomas isn't going to push it, beyond trying to look as aggressively friendly as he can be while sneaking around bands of gorillas.

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