"Oh, I see, your driving-while-overwhelmed skills are underpinned by your pulling-over-to-the-side-of-the-road skills -"

He turns to the side to look at Haru from where he's resting his head. "That was more overwhelming than an orgasm, Haru! I wasn't prepared!!!!"

Haru kisses him. "Is this not what you have been trying to do, here -"

"In general yes but I wasn't actively doing it right then—" Yutaka pulls Haru into a much, much deeper kiss than that, tickling the back of Haru's neck with his fingernails as he does it.

"Mmm -" We're gonna be late for school if we make out for long -

My love you cannot say that and expect me to keep my hands to myself, God—

Okayyyy I guess I can be late once.

I want to give you a blowjob again. I love you. I love you so much. I love you, Haru. How am I meant to hide this from everyone at school, how am I meant to pretend, Haru—

"Thaaaaat's not fluff contennnnnt," squeaks Haru.

"Whoops," he squeaks right back, blushing.

"But if you wanna do that you gotta stop time, okay -"

Well Yutaka's windows are sufficiently tinted that he can just transform and stop time to do that.

Yutaka was not mistaken about Haru really really really liking this.

Yutaka apparently also really really likes this! They shouldn't spend too long in time stop, though, because despite how free Yutaka acts with it it still costs any magic, so he's not taking his time with trying to get to the main event.

He's very skilled and Haru's not trying to draw it out either. They could maybe have made it to school on time without magic.

He resumes time and resumes the drive, then asks, "My love, my Haru, you haven't answered my question about how it is that I'm meant to hide how much I love you in public. It was so much easier before, my radiant sun."

"You can't content yourself with incredibly extra secret admirer behavior?"

"I can settle for it, but it does not make me content."

"My friends were like, you gotta respect the effort, you should at least go on a date with him, and I was being all mysterious about it. Somebody said 'I mean unless he's creepy and weird' and I was like, oh, no, of course not, look how incredibly normal he's being -"

"Secret admirers are totally normal! The reasons I'm weird are more specific than that. And I'd say, Swan-sama, that we might be in a mild situation of complementing weirdness, here."

(He's not looking at Haru as he says that, though, and Haru can see a flush creeping up his neck.)

"I acknowledge that it turns out I'm kind of weird here! I was planning to simply not be weird instead, but I have the luxury of not having to."

Wiggle wiggle. "—but also separately from how I will survive not telling everyone that Haru loves me there's the more practical matter that you'll be walking out of my car despite us not having publicly interacted much at all over the par week and a half."

"Therrrre is that. You could park right next to Ren's spot, she's always in the same place, and come out a bit after me? Probably nobody's paying that much attention."

"I'll follow your lead, love, but I can't say I have complaints about mysterious rumours about why it is that you're coming out of Iwasaki's car. Just let me know what you want me to tell everyone who asks and I will."

"You're the one who has to field problems if the rumors are too emphatic! Keep yourself safe."