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Kareen needed to be eased into magic systems not being horrible
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A delay.

Then: a fat parchment scroll in Linear A.

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“Whoah. Nia don’t look! But this is amazing.”

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"I know better than to look too hard at your scroll! Has it all the best things?"

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“It has Minoan divination spells. Nia, this is a language nobody has been able to read for thousands of years. And I can!!!”

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"And you did not even have to study it in language lab all semester!"

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“If I were subject to any of the typical constraints of this place I would be overwhelmingly less excited about everything. But yes.” She hugs the scroll. Gently, because even with however much time it’s spent in the void, it’s still old. “I’m going to learn so much!”

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"I live in 315A should you need me at a non-cafeterial moment! But I have probably skipped enough classes today if you are all through napping."

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“I am all through napping! Do you want an escort to class, I noticed people moving in groups.”

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"It is wise to do this! I have lab."

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“Let’s go.”

Partway through the walk to the lab, Kareen starts giggling maniacally.

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"Might others also know this joke?"

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“I Dragon Fairy Elf Witched the school.”

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"So now you... are... part school."

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She holds out a hand to Nia. “Let me show you, it’ll be quick.”

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"Are you going to induct me? I have eaten far too much to be inducted right now, it is vomitrocious."

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“…I think I shouldn’t have that problem, that would count as a downside.” Sigh. “But fair.”

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"I would be happy to have you induct me were only I on an empty stomach!" Nia assures her.

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“I think that’s going to happen less from now on!”

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"You can induct people in the morning before breakfast!"

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“Person singular! As proof of concept. And then I will know for certain that I am not part vomitorium.”

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Giggle.

"Here is the alchemy lab, for all your alchemical needs. I do not think any of your powers were not having a period, for instance, there is tea for that."

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“—Tell me everything about there being a tea for that.”

No. Nia has class.

“Tell me where in the library to look up the tea for that,” she amends.

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"Maybe since you are the school's niece now it will give you an assignment for it! Walk up to a lab bench and get distracted. Not too distracted. There could be mals."

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“I think Battle Demon prevents me from getting that kind of distracted.” She might as well try it, though.

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Here are simple instructions on The Tea For That.

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