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They wait for Emily to whistle sharply, but then Here They Are, standing in a cluster.  Ellis has a hole in his shirt but is no longer sporting a bolt.

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Jesus fuck they're fast. "What is your deal."

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"...I think we'd rather know yours, first."

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"I didn't ask what you'd rather, but I guess as long as you remain in the running for Vampires of the Year we can have a slightly friendlier chat, sure. I'm the Slayer, I run around wrecking vampires and demons before they can rack up more of a body count."

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"...That seems like a strange thing to focus on.  Not really any of your -"

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"Unless you mean actual, dead bodies.  Fully so."

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"Did it look somehow to you like she was going to take a respectable one pint like the Red Cross and send him on his way? Like hell. I guess I can't rule out she was going to turn him but that's worse."

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"That's not what I meant."

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"It's not worse.  ...Unless it is, here."

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"Why would it not be worse? There's probably people who do in fact want to be vampires but that's because they're excited by the murder lifestyle, and then you have all the people who do not want to be vampires."

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[Null] and demons?

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Sigh.  "'And demons'?"

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"Catchall term for nonhuman sapients probably originally from other planes or something. Perhaps many of them live normal lives without murder and do not come to my attention."

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The group exchanges meaningful eye contact.  "I think we're more like one of those than like the vampires you're more familiar with."

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"But you drink blood and turn people into more of whatever you are?"

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"Yes."

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"Yeah don't do that. That is not permitted in this jurisdiction."

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"Is there anyone around who might be able to stop us?"

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"- Don't phrase it like that; mortals are anxious.  Not even to save someone's life, we mean?"

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"It doesn't count as saving someone's life. - I guess I have no idea what you guys were like before you turned into whatever you are, but I'm not in fact going to just straightforwardly believe you if you tell me it didn't affect you mentally."

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"...Well, it does, yes.  They're just nearly all good changes."

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"Says fucking who."

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"...Do you want to go somewhere else, maybe sit down?  To have this conversation."

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"I'm fine standing."

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