"My splash was bigger!" declares Aurene, to her mummy. "You need more practice!!"

"... Being thrown into the lake, or splashing?"

Clearly the only possible answer to that is SPLASH FIGHT SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH.

Is that a bird? Is it a plane?

No, it's Alexei cannonballing from a frankly unnecessary height.

There is going to be a winner of the splash contest, and it's almost certainly going to be Alexei. Teleportation is cheating. Teleporting is such cheating.

The mate he landed on giggles and has to go hug him. She is of course quite unharmed by a vampire landing on her at terminal velocity.

"I do believe we have a splash winner, unless someone else thinks they can do better?" says Yvette playfully, nestling against Alexei. He is having fun!!! His personality is starting to properly shine!! It's so great!!!

Hmmmmmmmmm she will have to acquire fatherly assistance to defeat this foe. Begin operation: spin technique!