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Tirehbel in Megazomia
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"I am four."

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"You are remarkably capable for a four year old." 

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"People don't get that much older, where I'm from. Ten, sometimes."

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"Well. That must suck. You might want to think about keeping that secret in future as well - people aren't supposed to study cultivation until they're at least eighteen. Sometimes older." 

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"...how old did you think I was?"

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"Uhhh. Twenty? Thereabouts." 

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"Okay. Thank you."

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"I think you're doing very well at being a person, for a four year old." 

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"Thanks. I think."

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"What does our age even have to do with Rong's imminent death by heroism?" 

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"I wanted to know how long she'd managed to live with heroism."

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"Ah. She's adopted, you know. Her parents were some down country peasants. So. Still longer than you've been alive, I guess." 

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"What does it mean to be adopted?"

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"Uh. So literally the process is that if you impress a clan enough, usually by doing well on the examinations, they can make you a member of the clan, and you get access to their secret teachings and Way and a share of the cultivation resources the clan earns, and in exchange you contribute to the family and follow the commands of the elders. But everyone knows the clans basically only do this so that nobody could compete with them by collecting a group of smart ambitious cultivators who aren't part of their system together, and adopted members have to work four times as hard as born members because they don't have connections or inheritances and they haven't already spent eighteen years practicing all the skills of the clan. Except Guo Rong convinced some old knight to give her his inheritance somehow so she's actually doing pretty well for herself?" 

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"I think we must do families differently."

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"I think mortals do family pretty differently as well." 

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"What do they do?"

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"Uh, no clue really. I think they don't really have clans, just their parents, and then they basically just do whatever their parents did?" 

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"So their parents are... around."

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"Uh, yeah? Even mortals live like fifty or sixty years. I think they often see their grandkids grow up?" 

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"We don't do that."

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"Huh. Who teaches you how to do things, then?" 

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"Grownups on the same beach."

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"That's sounds like it would suck. I wouldn't want to be taught by some random adult with no investment in my wellbeing." 

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"Grownups still care about hatchlings!"

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